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#MyMondayStartsWith dropping the 8YO to school then today on to the freeway to drive to the Dr. an hour and a 1/2 away. @AndyHashtagger
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It's #CyberMonday! Elbow your way to the laptop and let's play #MyAmazonWishList What would you like? https://t.co/G0AMXsZIqc
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#MyAmazonWishList answers to all the questions my 4 yr old asks me @HashTopiX
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#MyAmazonWishList gets free shipping as long as I pledge allegiance to our drone overlords
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#MyMondayStartsWith stetching that releases my inner porn star groan
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#MyAmazonWishList More independent bookshops in small towns, like there used to be before Amazon.
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Sarah Palin's "The Undefeated" on DVD...I need a gag gift for the Dirty Santa Gift Exchange. #MyAmazonWishList https://t.co/stIkJvkF1o
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#MyAmazonWishList doesn't matter, as long as I can avoid Wal-Mart @HashTopiX
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#MyAmazonWishList • Defined lower Abs • Hugh Hefners robe • Jennifer Aniston, Whip Cream & Cherries
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#MyAmazonWishList a poison that will get rid of the garden gnomes. They're out of control. @HashTopiX https://t.co/X2IN24w8ff
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♫ Don't you wish your boyfriend had snacks hidden at various strategic places around the house like me...♫
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Person-controlled robots get ruined by romantic subplot #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly https://t.co/qPiD3LHfEi
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A guy asked me if I was going to an ugly sweater party, and I said "What's that?" https://t.co/p1Be098yKU
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Chapped lips and frozen cigarettes
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#IShouldveBeenArrested because you make me tight in the pants every time you enter the room.
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This after I show myself not to be a bot or spam.
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Targeted IS accounts https://t.co/bYinNaCToH https://t.co/Yf2PJ1Xv8p https://t.co/ZVCrMe27MM #targets #iceisis #opiceisis
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#IShouldveBeenArrested for impersonating an art expert: I was an artificial art official. Perhaps also for this pun.
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