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"Keep America Great" Really? I guess you meant to say "KKKeep America Great" @realDonaldTrump
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Don’t know why Trump is wasting his time coming up with this "Keep America Great" slogan for 2020, impeached President’s can’t run.
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Trump: I'm a great dealmaker that's what I do! Also Trump: pays $130'000 for sex
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Friendly reminder: don't forget to delete one hour from the Trump presidency #DaylightSavings
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If you’re a Trump supporter,please don't forget to turn your clock back 150 years... oh wait... you did it back in 2016! #DaylightSavings
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Don’t ever tell me kneeling for the flag is disrespectful to our troops when Trump calls a sitting Senator Elizabeth Warren “Pocahontas”
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“Sleepy eyed Chuck Todd…son of a bitch” - Donald Trump on Live TV How presidential! Is this supposed to help Rick Saccone beat Chuck Todd on Tuesday?
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Black Panther sequel officially confirmed by @MarvelStudios head Kevin Feige! Please RT the hell out of this! https://t.co/kN3rUJOgAZ
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I’m confused...we’re supposed to be setting the clock forward 1 hour tomorrow, but Republicans seem to want to set it back 100 years. #DaylightSavings
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Why are people defending the 2nd Amendment so scared of people armed only with the 1st Amendment? https://t.co/qLLwkaDHDd
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African moors, who conquered Spain and ruled it for 700 years, were responsible for bringing Europe out of the dark ages. They introduced new scientific techniques to Europe, such as an astrolabe, a device for measuring the position of the stars and planets. https://t.co/5PwU77jXVH
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Trump in 2016: anyone being investigated by the FBI is not qualified to be the President of the United States. On Election Day only one candidate was under FBI investigation: Donald J. Trump.
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I could not have cried harder than I did watching him paint last night https://t.co/P0FceNSeyh
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On this day in 1913, Harriet Tubman died. The woman who escaped slavery then fought and freed hundreds of slaves. Rest in Power! https://t.co/R4tpXIeVGl
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Nostalgia for a world where 'faces were white' is called racism https://t.co/DF2HIYyjyT
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You forgot Roy Moore, the child molester https://t.co/4dJ5Mulbt3
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How are we doing, Evangelicals? https://t.co/9LbVsuj9es
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Who's keeping score? https://t.co/vExzawhady
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Trump: "I love the poorly educated." Also Trump: "I could stand in the middle of 5th Avenue and shoot somebody and I wouldn't lose voters." He perfectly describes his own supporters
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For a President who made millions off of the catch phrase "You're Fired", Trump sure was a coward when he had to actually tell Secretary of State Rex Tillerson "You're Fired". The Loser had to do it via Twitter!
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Congrats to Rex Tillerson! Now he can spend more time on his passion - calling Trump a fucking moron!
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The devil you know (Rex Tillerson) is better than the devil you don’t know (Mike Pompeo). Tillerson was finally talking tough on Russia and publicly condemned them yesterday. Meanwhile, Pompeo had a secret meeting with top Russian spy chiefs sanctioned from entering the U.S.
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And the "best one-liner about the worst president" award goes to Rex Tillerson! “Donald Trump is a fucking moron!”
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Just a reminder: Colin Kaepernick still doesn't have a job, because in this country fighting for justice will make you unemployable https://t.co/AVC21iDXwb
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Tillerson official exit day is March 31 at midnight. I wonder what Mike Pompeo's April Fool's Day prank will be... War with North Korea? Bomb Iran's nuclear sites?
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Will Trump fire Pompeo before the day is done? Just asking
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After all this chaos with the State Department, Mike Pompeo is officially the Secretary of Nothing.
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Let's face it: Trump doesn’t have the guts to fire anyone to their face.
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Trump: "I would love Oprah to run. I would love to beat Oprah. I know her weakness." Somebody please tell him Oprah wasn't born in Kenya
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"Only the best people" https://t.co/AnuH9Dd7Vl
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