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#AsPresidentIWill ensure that @kanyewest is going to be checked into a psychiatric urgent care...SOON
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#AsPresidentIWill demand to read the 'highly classified' files on Alien existence.
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#AsPresidentIWill open the borders and create new country
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#AsPresidentIWill do my job perfectly
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#AsPresidentIWill follow the leadership example of Rufus T. Firefly, President of Freedonia!
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#AsPresidentIWill give anyone's home to native Americans who says that white Europeans stole their land
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#AsPresidentIWill ban leggins on fat women
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#AsPresidentIWill give anyone's home to native Americans who says that white Europeans stole their land
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#AsPresidentIWill disperse the income of anybody who complains about income inequality
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#AsPresidentIWill force liberals to listen to different points of view other than their own
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#AsPresidentIWill make sure all women are treated equally in the kitchen............
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#AsPresidentIWill institute the flat tax that the tea baggers keep pushing, then sit back & enjoy theu
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#AsPresidentIWill grow back the hair I cut off to trick people into not thinking I am a hippie.
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#AsPresidentIWill student debt can be eliminated by participating in a game show where contestants drive in a death race
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#AsPresidentIWill ban muslims and let them get out from my country
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#AsPresidentIWill make sure Kanye West leaves the country like he said & takes the Kardashians with him
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