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#DescribeChristmasBadly Your parents can't afford the whole bike at once, so you have to wait four more years https://t.co/jVceLW6Kxe
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#DescribeChristmasBadly It's that time where we buy lots of shit from China to celebrate a dead guys birth
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Scrooge gets drugged and raped by his frat buddies pretending to be ghosts. #DescribeChristmasBadly
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You receive first shipment of spring garage sale items. #DescribeChristmasBadly
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Same as every other day, but husband and I lie to our families that we did "Christmasy" things with friends. #DescribeChristmasBadly
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Scrooge gets drugged and raped by his frat buddies pretending to be ghosts. #DescribeChristmasBadly
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Day where you can commit a slight breach of etiquette by skipping the triple dare #DescribeChristmasBadly https://t.co/92LiXafzo3
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#DescribeChristmasBadly The only reason you have to go visit your parents except when you need money
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#DescribeChristmasBadly Some stolen tradition that was spoiled through years and now is manipulated by the companies to spoil your children
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Mares eat oats, and does eat oats. And little lambs eat ivy. #DescribeChristmasBadly
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Same as every other day, but husband and I lie to our families that we did "Christmasy" things with friends. #DescribeChristmasBadly
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You receive first shipment of spring garage sale items. #DescribeChristmasBadly
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#DescribeChristmasBadly It's that time where we buy lots of shit from China to celebrate a dead guys birth
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#DescribeChristmasBadly People pretend they care about traditions and love each other but eventually get drunk and messed up
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#DescribeChristmasBadly It's that time where we buy lots of shit from China to celebrate a dead guys birth
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#DescribeChristmasBadly Santa's giving the Christmas finger to all in his naughty list https://t.co/f4MvkxJljt
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Mares eat oats, and does eat oats. And little lambs eat ivy. #DescribeChristmasBadly
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In December destroy a living tree, decorate corpse, finally put it at the curb in February. #DescribeChristmasBadly
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Mares eat oats, and does eat oats. And little lambs eat ivy. #DescribeChristmasBadly
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