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#DontTellAnyoneBut Mongolian Olympic team can actualy win all the gold. Too bad they can't make horses swim across the ocean to Rio
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#DontTellAnyoneBut I think that anyone who doesn't like bacon is weird �
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#DontTellAnyoneBut the Princess was in the castle the entire time. Toad is just a jerk. https://t.co/ZGewsF46z8
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#DontTellAnyoneBut I can't tell the difference between Zooey Deschanel and Katty Perry
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#DontTellAnyoneBut my Granddad once shat on my head as I was bathing him
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#DontTellAnyoneBut sometimes I'm jealous you have that many girls. Otherwise I don't understand why you always look fucked
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#DontTellAnyoneBut a birdy once told me that Inspector Gadget could "Go-Go Gadget" more than his arms and legs.
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#DontTellAnyoneBut My first PhD article gunna be about how standing near men at all is labor for which I should be monetarily compensated
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#DontTellAnyoneBut My neighbors actually aren't on vacation. They didn't listen when I asked them to keep my secrets
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#DontTellAnyoneBut Yesterday I got was dreaming about you. When I woke up I was choking my cat
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#DontTellAnyoneBut It was me who leaked your nudes on the Internet. Yup, I'm a Trump supporter
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#DontTellAnyoneBut I eat put cake icing on graham crackers and sometimes forget the cracker
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#DontTellAnyoneBut the humble teabag, if left to 'stew', may* release enough deadly toxins to floor a horse. *or may not
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#DontTellAnyoneBut I'm severely tempted to do my 8 a.m. conference call in Valley Girl speak.
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#donttellanyonebut Samuel L. Jackson always good, but Isaac talkin' bout THIS bad mother. https://t.co/fmpdkws7Rt
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