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#IDidMyBestBut I couldn't help texting you at 3 am. I am communicative when I'm drunk
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#IDidMyBestBut - I told you! I give terrible head! They call me "Goddamnit stop using your teeth" Adams.
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#IDidMyBestBut ...it was impossible to throw the fight. I think the kangaroo was asleep.
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#IDidMyBestBut - I told you! I give terrible head! They call me "Goddamnit stop using your teeth" Adams.
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#IDidMyBestBut it's really hard to function at your level. Being stupid is hard.
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#IDidMyBestBut the chemical cocktail turned out to be the formula for new coke. https://t.co/2nXNEWhNSR
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#IDidMyBestBut my teacher said that i'm lazy cuz S= \frac{c^3kA}{4\hbar G} not S= \frac{c^3kA}{2\hbar E}
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#IDidMyBestBut it involved getting off of my couch so I really wasn't feeling it.
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#IDidMyBestBut I keep failing. Jack of all trades, master of none...
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#IDidMyBestBut ..:I couldn't find you a prostitute who has experience in armpit sex.
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#Ididmybestbut you see i'm just the wrong guy at the wrong time at the wrong place
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