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#SometimesItsOkTo ask a girl for a dinner because you're hungry and hope she will pay for it
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#SometimesItsOkTo admit that the artwork makes it hard to watch South Park.
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#SometimesItsOkTo to silently fart and blame my 1 yr old niece...she cant defend herself lol
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#SometimesItsOkTo call your wife the C word. Especially if she doesn't make you a sandwich
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#SometimesItsOkTo grab someone by the pussy. *Obviously, doesn't apply to presidential candidates
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Trend Alert: #SometimesItsOkTo. More trends at https://t.co/IvleifByXY #trndnl https://t.co/pdkaxx1PGe
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#SometimesItsOkTo Vote for Hillary. For example if you're going to die of cancer soon and you hate every single motherfucker in this country
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#SometimesItsOkTo shave your scrotum. Its better than plucking each individual pube that has old dry sperm
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#SometimesItsOkTo cry in the shower the water will help hide your tears
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#SometimesItsOkTo pee in the shower, when you're taking one. Pooping in the shower, on the other hand....clearly a bath time thing.
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#SometimesItsOkTo call a circus presidential election and get people really participate in it
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#SometimesItsOkTo stab someone in the neck with a spork when they look at your green beans for too long at lunch. Like in prison.
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#SometimesItsOkTo Not say everything is "EPIC!" I mean, if a UFO landed in backyard and returned you safely -- I might give one #FreePass
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#SometimesItsOkTo take a bath with the shower curtain especially after you've fallen almost to your death due to some Great Value body wash
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#SometimesItsOkTo take a goat to a baseball game. Tonight is not such a time.
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#SometimesItsOkTo swing by the neck until you are dead .... y'know special occasions....like repeatedly violating the Great American People https://t.co/Nphqf8g9HW
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#SometimesItsOkTo not overthink every single thing you do in life. #problem
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#SometimesItsOkTo say how you feel! 'Hey Tweeps! You're awesome and I love you all!' (Sorry, corny. But true)
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#SometimesItsOkTo feel a nice warm hug in the night. Not only if you live alone
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#SometimesItsOkTo blame the Russians, but Hillary is being a Douchecanoe
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#SometimesItsOkTo buy a chocolate bar for your friend but secretly eat it by yourself
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#SometimesItsOkTo not join in all the hashtag games. Twitter Claus may take mercy on you.
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