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502 tweets using #TimeTravelerProblems
#TimeTravelerProblems you are always out of fashion
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#TimeTravelerProblems no place to park your time machine
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Oh boy. #TimeTravelerProblems
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Had sex with my grandma. Now I'm my own grandpa #TimeTravelerProblems @midnight
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#TimeTravelerProblems Don't know if I'm coming or going?
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Went to see show at Ford's Theatre. Never got to see the ending... #TimeTravelerProblems @midnight
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Being considered an idiot in the future and a magician in the past. #TimeTravelerProblems
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You went far enough ahead to find out George RR Martin never finishes "The Winds Of Winter". #TimeTravelerProblems @midnight
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#TimeTravelerProblems you know that A-->B loop thing on your video playback device... it's like that
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Becoming your own grandfather and realizing your bad genes are ALL FROM YOU #TimeTravelerProblems
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Went back, knowing what you know now, and still didn't lose your virginity any sooner. #TimeTravelerProblems @midnight
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#TimeTravelerProblems You can order LITERALLY EVERYTHING/ANYTHING from you computer
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Watching the Presidential Motorcade from the Grassy Knoll. I think someone saw me. #TimeTravelerProblems @midnight
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Can binge watch old shows when they originally aired, but can't livetweet #TimeTravelerProblems @midnight
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#TimeTravelerProblems..u meet your future husband When you just 12years old
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Letting the Night King touch your arm. Wtf, breh. #TimeTravelerProblems #GameofThrones
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#TimeTravelerProblems spoilers are everywhere
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Keeping track of where you have going to were staying in the time window you will did chosen to porting to. #TimeTravelerProblems
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#TimeTravelerProblems Accidentally becoming Hitler's daddy
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#TimeTravelerProblems convincing Megan Kelly to #takeonefortheteam so that Roger Ailes was motivated to start the @peaceandlovenetwork
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You keep forgetting were you put your time machine #TimeTravelerProblems
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Came back to 2016 to stop horrific Graham vs O'Malley Election. Ended up with Trump vs. Hillary. Whoops #MyBad #TimeTravelerProblems
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went back to high school, thought it would be better knowing what I know now, nope still high school #TimeTravelerProblems @midnight
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You found out that your refusal to invent time travel killed your one true love which resulted in a dictatorship. #TimeTravelerProblems
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#TimeTravelerProblems The Jurassic atmosphere is so oxygen rich you get really high and then bleed to death when a giant mosquito bites you
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Woke up believing that it was Sunday #SaturdayMorningVibes #TimeTravelerProblems lol...
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#TimeTravelerProblems Using played out jokes and pop culture references before they were even things that existed to become played out.
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Keep getting asked by time travelers from the future when "A Long Time Ago, In a Galaxy Far Far Away" is. @Midnight #TimeTravelerProblems
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Get a TV show in development for @Syfy and then it never happens, but Superman's Grandpa does. #BoosterGold #TimeTravelerProblems
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Explaining to the time cops why you SHOULD be allowed to stop yourself from meeting your wife. #TimeTravelerProblems
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