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Being mistaken for a God and the natives sacrificing their firstborn to you #TimeTravelerProblems
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Still can't get tickets to Hamilton #timetravelerproblems
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Kardashians #TimeTravelerProblems
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Trying to convince younger you to dump your now wife. #TimeTravelerProblems
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Girlfriend Jennifer insists on coming. #TimeTravelerProblems @midnight
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beams into a #Raidingtherockvault show and thinks it's 1971, wait, 1975, no 1983 wait #TimeTravelerProblems @midnight
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#timetravelerproblems Visiting Hiroshima on the wrong freaking day and forgetting your SPF 1,000,000 sunblock.
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#TimeTravelerProblems Bonus: I finally get to find out if the air smelled cleaner in the Bronze Age. Minus: I might get burned as a witch
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#TimeTravelerProblems doctor who amiright people
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#TimeTravelerProblems no matter where i go in time, my swag never gets old @midnight
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Forgetting your toothbrush in 200 years. #TimeTravelerProblems
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My phone booth really stands out in 2016 and George Carlin is dead. :( #TimeTravelerProblems
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Telling Captain Phillip there was nothing here. Bad move -- he misunderstood what I meant. #TimeTravelerProblems @midnight
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you're not gonna believe this, because it usually never happens, but i made a mistake. #TimeTravelerProblems
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#TimeTravelerProblems when you sleep with your grandmother and become your own grandfather https://t.co/mIJJ4OH7iv
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When ur stick in Yugoslavia and all you have is your Czech Republic passport. Hate when that happens #TimeTravelerProblems @midnight
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Sorry, no Twitter updates, this all predates that. #TimeTravelerProblems @midnight
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#TimeTravelerProblems You have to be sure you get the whales or you'll hear no end of it from Starfleet.
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Ohhhhhh, the Coke. That's why couldn't sleep for three days. #TimeTravelerProblems https://t.co/EgYgldI33i
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The big clock in the city square is wrong #TimeTravelerProblems @midnight
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Forgot where I parked the Tardis, which unfortunately looks like every other call box in London! #TimeTravelerProblems @midnight
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'@midnight This alternate 80's hotel turned out to be rated only 2 stars. #TimeTravelerProblems'
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Ending up in Harambe's cage. #TimeTravelerProblems
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What, do we turn into assholes or something? #TimeTravelerProblems m
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'@midnight Getting pulled over in a school zone while trying to go 88 mph. #TimeTravelerProblems'
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Forgot to wipe the trex poop off my shoes before coming inside, wife's pissed.. #TimeTravelerProblems
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What is a Brexit? Oh wait, we stopped the Tories #TimeTravelerProblems
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#TimeTravelerProblems - Where can one get gluten-free, non-GMO, locally sourced, responsibly harvested quinoa in the past? @midnight
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