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#ToSaveMoneyI will take a fish a day, but if you try to teach me to fish yo dead.
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#ToSaveMoneyI I invest in late night infomercial products (They're only available for a LIMITED TIME!!!!) https://t.co/9L1mknz1vv
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#ToSaveMoneyI only visit blind prostitutes and pay them with Monopoly money.
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#ToSaveMoneyI use my dildo as light-saber at Star Wars theme parties
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#ToSaveMoneyI get it out of trees, pull it out of a burning building, rescue it from drowning and tell them they need Jesus
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#ToSaveMoneyI eat Ramen Noodles. But even if I had money I would still eat Ramen.
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#ToSaveMoneyI have reduced my diamond carriage drawn by unicorns to 6 instead of 8 and BBQ'd the other two, twinned with a nice bubbly.
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#ToSaveMoneyI save my time. Time is money. Hey, Chronos! Where's my pay check!? https://t.co/n1kgb29Ear
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#ToSaveMoneyI use my dildo as light-saber at Star Wars theme parties
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#ToSaveMoneyI never date suspicious guys. They always suspect me of spending all their money
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#ToSaveMoneyI sneak my own snacks into the cinema ($9 for a $1 soda and $18.50 for .75 of popcorn is a bit much).
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#ToSaveMoneyI never date suspicious guys. They always suspect me of spending all their money
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