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I left "went rioting" note for my mom #AndThenIWasAskedToLeave But in fact she didn't really ask http://t.co/zLT6fo4GMn
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I drank all the wine at the party #AndThenIWasAskedToLeave well, I was going to leave myself. There was not enough wine
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I left "went rioting" note for my mom #AndThenIWasAskedToLeave But in fact she didn't really ask http://t.co/zLT6fo4GMn
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I left "went rioting" note for my mom #AndThenIWasAskedToLeave But in fact she didn't really ask http://t.co/zLT6fo4GMn
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I kissed a girl aaand... #AndThenIWasAskedToLeave (it was in Sudan)
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I was trying on different condoms at the supermarket #AndThenIWasAskedToLeave
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I asked stephen hawking to stand up and tell me when the new x-men was coming out . #AndThenIWasAskedToLeave http://t.co/DZKU6UbYyK
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I superglued a big purple dildo on the Statue of David #AndThenIWasAskedToLeave
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I said it was a wonderful party and that we should do it again soon #AndThenIWasAskedToLeave the funeral
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I was trying on different condoms at the supermarket #AndThenIWasAskedToLeave
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During a group project, I didn't talk because I was listening and didn't wanna interrupt. #AndThenIWasAskedToLeave http://t.co/HhRWaD6SK5
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I wanted to do the Time Warp at church camp and no body knew it. I showed them #AndThenIWasAskedToLeave @indistarr http://t.co/OgAQt7kAWT
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#AndThenIWasAskedToLeave the party because vodka is "not appropriate" for children. Stupid Chuck E Cheese.
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gave the fish at petco a special skeet treat #AndThenIWasAskedToLeave
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We were playing charades round at my girlfriends parents house so I did a famous Bond movie #AndThenIWasAskedToLeave http://t.co/AqMfuUfmQQ
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#IWasJustJoking when I said you had a beautiful baby. Then I told the truth, she looks like a baby baboon #AndThenIWasAskedToLeave
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I shot the sheriff then gave the deputy an evil eye #AndThenIWasAskedToLeave
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'@After12amHTGame I told the Hostess she had a nice set of Hooters... #AndThenIWasAskedToLeave http://t.co/JfcucWSN4u'
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I had the record of most pap smears and mammograms done in one day when a nurse asked me who I was #AndThenIWasAskedToLeave
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gave the fish at petco a special skeet treat #AndThenIWasAskedToLeave
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Laughing too hard in the pet shop as I took this pic... #AndThenIWasAskedToLeave http://t.co/cFCdt6hgFd
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I beat my son with a stick and caused permanent scarring #AndThenIWasAskedToLeave #AndThenIWasAskedToReturn http://t.co/ePwqsHW3Th
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