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#AStoryIn2Sentences I desperately needed a friend but no one called me. I stoped paying taxes and voi-la!
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#AStoryIn2Sentences One day I cured depression with tonic. I just added it to vodka I already had in my glass
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#AStoryIn2Sentences I realized the bus was full of gay men. I got off at the next stop
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#AStoryIn2Sentences My boyfriend and me got so excited we did it right on the table. That's why we're banned from Starbucks
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#AStoryIn2Sentences The doctor told me Bamboo igrows really quickly. When I asked why he told me that he replied: "So is your tumor"
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Officer: "I seen a pack of black men, so I started shooting." #AStoryIn2Sentences
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Officer: "I seen a pack of black men, so I started shooting." #AStoryIn2Sentences
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#AStoryIn2Sentences Yesterday I got into a conflict with a soap factory. The fatass stepped right on my foot!
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Officer: "I seen a pack of black men, so I started shooting." #AStoryIn2Sentences
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