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@projectlandy   ·  12 May 2015
This cookie was not gluten, dairy or soy free so just deal with it. #BadFortuneCookiesToGet
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@projectlandy   ·  12 May 2015
Before I made this fortune cookie I went to the bathroom for crap and didn't wash my hands. #BadFortuneCookiesToGet
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@projectlandy   ·  12 May 2015
By the time you finish reading this little bit of paper you will be closer to death. #BadFortuneCookiesToGet
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@projectlandy   ·  12 May 2015
Hope you like this restaurant because while you are eating you dinner we're robbing your house. #BadFortuneCookiesToGet
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@danageezus   ·  12 May 2015
#BadFortuneCookiesToGet you will work at your dull job forever
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@danageezus   ·  12 May 2015
#BadFortuneCookiesToGet deep inside you know you CAN buy happiness
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@danageezus   ·  12 May 2015
#BadFortuneCookiesToGet your father has never liked you
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@danageezus   ·  12 May 2015
#BadFortuneCookiesToGet your mother and friends lie to you when they say you are pretty
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@jenn_abrams   ·  12 May 2015
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@ryanmaxwell_1   ·  12 May 2015
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@chrixmorgan   ·  12 May 2015
Your PMS is starting now #BadFortuneCookiesToGet and you're a man btw
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@kathiemrr   ·  12 May 2015
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Your PMS is starting now #BadFortuneCookiesToGet and you're a man btw
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@hellieedwards   ·  12 May 2015
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Your PMS is starting now #BadFortuneCookiesToGet and you're a man btw
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@jordansheltonw   ·  12 May 2015
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Your PMS is starting now #BadFortuneCookiesToGet and you're a man btw
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@monmonica23   ·  12 May 2015
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Someone please help me, I am stuck in this fortune cookie factory #BadFortuneCookiesToGet
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@monmonica23   ·  12 May 2015
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Cardboard you've just ate, Chinese it was not. #BadFortuneCookiesToGet
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@monmonica23   ·  12 May 2015
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#BadFortuneCookiesToGet I cannot help you, for I am just a cookie. http://t.co/MrrpZU3FIB
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@monmonica23   ·  12 May 2015
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Call Meatloaf and tell him you'd do anything for love. Even that. #BadFortuneCookiesToGet http://t.co/tnDErfOXWj
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@monmonica23   ·  12 May 2015
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#BadFortuneCookiesToGet Not sure how you spell E Coli, but....
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@monmonica23   ·  12 May 2015
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Are You a Cat or Dog Person? Either Way... Bon Appétit @McMannofthepeop #BadFortuneCookiesToGet
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@monmonica23   ·  12 May 2015
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This cookie had more than just a fortune in it.. see you in 9 months #BadFortuneCookiesToGet @McMannofthepeop
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@monmonica23   ·  12 May 2015
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You will meet a tall dark strangler. #BadFortuneCookiesToGet
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@monmonica23   ·  12 May 2015
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That which you seek is located in the Alamo... in... the basement... #BadFortuneCookiesToGet
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@monmonica23   ·  12 May 2015
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I Don't Have That Much Space To Tell You, I Just Had A Vision And It's Important I Tell You To Never... #BadFortuneCookiesToGet
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@monmonica23   ·  12 May 2015
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Bill Cosby Loves You #BadFortuneCookiesToGet
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@kristyanann   ·  12 May 2015
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#BadFortuneCookiesToGet she was only 16 and she told her dad
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@gab1aldana   ·  12 May 2015
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#BadFortuneCookiesToGet she was only 16 and she told her dad
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@t0nyasinclair   ·  12 May 2015
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#BadFortuneCookiesToGet I cannot help you, for I am just a cookie. http://t.co/MrrpZU3FIB
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@t0nyasinclair   ·  12 May 2015
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Someone please help me, I am stuck in this fortune cookie factory #BadFortuneCookiesToGet
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