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I could have truly experienced the beauty of giving birth to my child #ButIWasTweetingInstead ( j/k)
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I was gonna go to a great party #ButIWasTweetingInstead
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This could have been me #ButIWasTweetingInstead ... definitely tweeting at home� https://t.co/XNjTuVT2iq
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Sure in hindsight, I should have performed the Heimlich maneuver on you #ButIWasTweetingInstead
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I was trying to imitate the call of a tawny owl #ButIWasTweetingInstead
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I was going to be inspirational and successful in life #ButIWasTweetingInstead @gigirules7 @mikescottnow @AndyHashtagger
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I could've gone to work #ButIWasTweetingInstead and who says tweeting isn't work?
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I could have written a collection of the Universe's worst poetry, #ButIWasTweetingInstead .
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I could have been impatiently waiting for Game of Thrones season 6 to premiere #ButIWasTweetingInstead #GameofThrones
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I was in charge of keeping an eye out for icebergs on the Titanic, #ButIWasTweetingInstead
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Enjoy rock concert #ButIWasTweetingInstead
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#ForTwitters10thBirthday I wanted to bake a cake that said #LoveTwitter #ButIWasTweetingInstead @AndyHashtagger
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I was going to head out for that blind date #ButIWasTweetingInstead and stayed in.
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I wanted to become a questionable self-tearing superhero with a cock hat #ButIWasTweetingInstead https://t.co/ULuQONydhD
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I could have become a @Pornhub amateur model and they would call me 'Han Solo" #ButIWasTweetingInstead https://t.co/qL7aJnExkr
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He was meant to "Flip it. Dip it and Rub It down" #ButIWasTweetingInstead
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I was trying to imitate the call of a tawny owl #ButIWasTweetingInstead
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I could be learning how to code the next great app #ButIWasTweetingInstead
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I was trying to imitate the call of a tawny owl #ButIWasTweetingInstead
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Sure in hindsight, I should have performed the Heimlich maneuver on you #ButIWasTweetingInstead
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Should have told that perv Humbert Humbert that Lolita was only 12 1/2 years old and explained the Age of Consent #butiwastweetinginstead
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