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#DontTellAnyoneBut That noise coming from your wardrobe......It's me
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#DontTellAnyoneBut My avi is not really me. I'm actually a famous celebrity.
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#DontTellAnyoneBut the teeth I left for the tooth fairy usually weren't mine
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#DontTellAnyoneBut I watch beach volleyball because I like volleyball.
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#DontTellAnyoneBut eyebrows do matter and yours are terrible and we are all talking about it when you leave
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#DontTellAnyoneBut the ultimatum ending with 'or you'll leave me' makes me smile.
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#DontTellAnyoneBut I only have 4 best friends, and 2 of them are cats!
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#DontTellAnyoneBut I am not fearful of spiders and bugs! I do not like snakes though!
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#DontTellAnyoneBut I had a dream I ate a huge marshmallow last night, and when I woke up, my pillow was gone.
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#DontTellAnyoneBut masturbation doesn't make you blind, because I can see like a motherfucker... but the hairy palms, that's true.
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#DontTellAnyoneBut I thought I saw Trump lurking in my neighbors bushes yesterday
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#DontTellAnyoneBut but i just saved a ton of money getting my rx's from a different country.
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#DontTellAnyoneBut I could fit 30 Pokemon inside my bearded clam comfortably and with ease.
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#DontTellAnyoneBut I'm Brian. And so's my wife. #MontyPython points? Anyone? No?
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#DontTellAnyoneBut I can predict the future. Today you will realise you have fucked up another day of your life
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#DontTellAnyoneBut the NSA just told me to change my twitter password. They lost a sticker it was writen on somewhere
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#DontTellAnyoneBut I still believe in unicorns. I'm more likely to meet one than Hillary is to meet people's expectations
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