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Smearing feces on your tax form will get you a long Caribbean vacation! #FakeTaxFacts https://t.co/L8jsx3EIWq
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The newest tax form is the BB-8 It replaces the R2-D-W2 #FakeTaxFacts @HashFakeFacts
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#FakeTaxFacts The first single of LL Cool J was called "No Taxation Without Representin'"
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#FakeTaxFacts When a CPA talks about you giving them info necessary to make it better "below the line", they're talking about their belts.
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Candy bars and household plants are deductible as dependants #FakeTaxFacts
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If you have the blue tick on twitter taxes are off this year #FakeTaxFacts
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Taxes are the result of a typo. Tax day was meant to celebrate and honor the majestic taxi drivers that serve our country #FakeTaxFacts
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Don't forget to list all your co-dependent relationships when listing dependents. Dating needy guys can earn you a nice refund #FakeTaxFacts
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Each one of my dead sperm from 2015 are deductible. IRS owes me several billion dollars and flowers. #FakeTaxFacts
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#FakeTaxFacts @BillCosby uses his drugs as a recreational write off.
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Because everyone read George Bush Sr's lips there were no new taxes #FakeTaxFacts
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#FakeTaxFacts After April 15th, H&R Block agents work on ice cream trucks, then as leaf blowers, then as mall Santas until the next year.
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#FakeTaxFacts every drink you've bought last year at the bar can be a deduction.
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Bill Clinton calls Hillary's vagina his "little loop hole" #FakeTaxFacts
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#FakeTaxFacts If you went to a professional sports game and your favorite team lost, you can deduct the price of your ticket
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#FakeTaxFacts bruce wanye writes off a load of tax using the words batty stuff?
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#FakeTaxFacts The first single of LL Cool J was called "No Taxation Without Representin'"
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#FakeTaxFacts With Google Starbucks and Vodafone not paying their share we have to pick up the slack
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Smearing feces on your tax form will get you a long Caribbean vacation! #FakeTaxFacts https://t.co/L8jsx3EIWq
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#FakeTaxFacts When a CPA talks about you giving them info necessary to make it better "below the line", they're talking about their belts.
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#FakeTaxFacts as long as you file your returns on April 1, you can get out of any trouble by concluding your audit with "April Fools".
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Animals have plans on how they spend their tax refund by creating a pie chart. #FakeTaxFacts https://t.co/88rNT0mr1P
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