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Smearing feces on your tax form will get you a long Caribbean vacation! #FakeTaxFacts https://t.co/L8jsx3EIWq
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#FakeTaxFacts as long as you file your returns on April 1, you can get out of any trouble by concluding your audit with "April Fools".
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Candy bars and household plants are deductible as dependants #FakeTaxFacts
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Each one of my dead sperm from 2015 are deductible. IRS owes me several billion dollars and flowers. #FakeTaxFacts
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#FakeTaxFacts @BillCosby uses his drugs as a recreational write off.
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The US military does not use your tax dollars attempting to make a real life light saber. @HashFakeFacts #FakeTaxFacts
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You can use the 1040 to decut the cost of pouring one out for up to 10 homies #FakeTaxFacts
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A $1500 refund will be issued to you if your accountant wears a funny hat to the audit. #FakeTaxFacts
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The newest tax form is the BB-8 It replaces the R2-D-W2 #FakeTaxFacts @HashFakeFacts
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'- Individual Income Tax Rate (Maximum) - Cayman Islands : 13,3% California : 0%...� #FakeTaxFacts'
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Australian accountants attach a boomerang to your tax records so they make a return #FakeTaxFacts
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Raising the capital gains tax is more fair, even if less revenue is generated https://t.co/eJk38DII38 #FakeTaxFacts
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The tax preparation fees @HandRBlock are totally reasonable. #FakeTaxFacts
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In 1989, Texas made it illegal to pay federal income tax. It is punishable by deportation to California. #FakeTaxFacts
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The ticks in your man bun can be claimed as dependents. #FakeTaxFacts
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Don't forget to list all your co-dependent relationships when listing dependents. Dating needy guys can earn you a nice refund #FakeTaxFacts
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Because everyone read George Bush Sr's lips there were no new taxes #FakeTaxFacts
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Each one of my dead sperm from 2015 are deductible. IRS owes me several billion dollars and flowers. #FakeTaxFacts
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