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A gift certificate for a tattoo of the Ten Commandments #GiftIdeasForPoliticians
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A lie detector collar that shocks them when they lie. #GiftIdeasForPoliticians
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A gift certificate redeemable for a modicum of integrity. #GiftIdeasForPoliticians
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#GiftIdeasForPoliticians A How To book for using common household items to remove orange stains
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#GiftIdeasForPoliticians something old, something new, something borrowed, something blue
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A safe, unconnected big red button they can press at home. #giftideasforpoliticians
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#GiftIdeasForPoliticians Big bags of Donor Monies. Complete with dollar signs ($) on the sides of the bags.
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#GiftIdeasForPoliticians Cakes of Cheetos orange face paint to match the incoming Führer
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A note written "I'm not guilty" . I'm sure most of them will be need it someday #GiftIdeasForPoliticians
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#GiftIdeasForPoliticians with this present they could save some money on cleaning the roads https://t.co/vUyjWvDhhv
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#GiftIdeasForPoliticians A set of Bernie Sanders branded "Fair Share"® measuring cups.
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A virtual tie between a soul or a conscious #GiftIdeasForPoliticians
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#GiftIdeasForPoliticians A polygraph, a confession booth complete with a priest and a deep look into their past (personal and political).
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#GiftIdeasForPoliticians the pronunciation app for Donald Trump when he attempts to say "huge."
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#GiftIdeasForPoliticians A job on minimum wage and lets see if you can run a household on that....
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Bumper stickers for new Cabinet: "I'm a billionaire- that qualifies me to do whatever tf I want." #GiftIdeasForPoliticians
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A Medicaid card for their health insurance. #GiftIdeasForPoliticians
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#GiftIdeasForPoliticians hands-free sandwich holder (busy people need free hands!) https://t.co/x4mdQbYzJj
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