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169 tweets using #gotfiredbecause (page 3 of 6)
#GotFiredBecause I suggested to @GreenDay that they do a Christmas album called: Red and GreenDay! I walked down the blvd-OBD. #Trespassing
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#GotFiredBecause apparently I was "too creative".
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RT @WormLightning: #GotFiredBecause the bingo numbers I called didn't make sense. 45... rimming a cat, Two dead hookers... 88 Fuck you, Br…
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Never been fired #GotFiredBecause
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#GotFiredBecause Just for bringing my two Bassett Hounds to work on "bring ur kids day" so what if I'm a heart surgeon? My dogs are clean.
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#GotFiredBecause I couldnt reach the filing cabnet n they didnt have a stool! Yearssss ago this was lol
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My dick too big #GotFiredBecause @midnight
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#GotFiredBecause I kept yelling Avada Kedavra every time I saw my boss. @midnight
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#GotFiredBecause I threw out everyone's college diploma. The clowns were pissed. @midnight
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#GotFiredBecause she wanted EXtra curricular activities with no pay difference
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RT @KaivanShroff: At start of campaign Trump #GotFiredBecause NBC had to react to his comments abt Mexicans. Today, Saddam Hussein comments…
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#GotFiredBecause I muttered Avada Kedavra out loud too many times, and apparently my boss has kids who read. @midnight
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#GotFiredBecause my Uber customers kept complaining about riding in the back of my pickup. @midnight
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#GotFiredBecause apparently I'm not a professional alcoholic. Who knew. @midnight
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#GotFiredBecause gave wire Lube a whole new meaning. @midnight
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#GotFiredBecause it turns out my local Walgreens doesn't even need a sheriff. @midnight
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Boob sweat on the receipts. @midnight #GotFiredBecause
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RT @BoozeDonkey: #GotFiredBecause casual Fridays actually require pants
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#GotFiredBecause I told the Donald his clapping sounds like a baby fish flopping on a linoleum floor. @midnight
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RT @LustyLark: I once #GotFiredBecause my pass to get into the building stopped working over a holiday weekend
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#GotFiredBecause the security company needed to do a round of layoffs ...hypocrites @midnight
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#GotFiredBecause smokey be stealin' boxes on his days off
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#GotFiredBecause I refused to have sex with my coworker, the son of the boss.
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'@midnight #GotFiredBecause I thought when they offered random drug screenings that was a benefit'
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#GotFiredBecause being a "team player" doesn't include "good gaming" everyone with a lingering ass pat. @midnight
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