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#IDontNeedACostumeBecause Halloween is the one night I can take off the one I've been wearing all year. :-[
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#IDontNeedACostumeBecause I'm going as an exhausted caffeine deprived mom in search of the wine goblet
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#IDontNeedACostumeBecause Halloween is for kids and I have better things to do like playing Xbox
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#IDontNeedACostumeBecause I already have the William Howard Taft with Rutherford B. Hayes' beard thing going on. #truestory
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#IDontNeedACostumeBecause I'm a fuck'n adult. I'll buy my own goddamn candy, and I'll get the good shit too.
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#IDontNeedACostumeBecause nobody gives me a second glance , I'm going to start posting insp. poems about loneliness. hah, j/k bitches
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#IDontNeedACostumeBecause I'm going as an exhausted caffeine deprived mom in search of the wine goblet
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#IDontNeedACostumeBecause I already have an ugly sweater I got for the last Christmas
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#IDontNeedACostumeBecause Halloween is the one night I can take off the one I've been wearing all year. :-[
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#IDontNeedACostumeBecause I'm still boycotting Overused Halloween Costume Memes from 2015 https://t.co/EuaG4cLtiD
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#IDontNeedACostumeBecause I already look like a zombie when I'm working and sleepless.
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#IDontNeedACostumeBecause I already have a birthday suit with a nice tie to wear out
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#IDontNeedACostumeBecause no need for a costume when you're holding a ISIS flag
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#IDontNeedACostumeBecause I'm the guy who turns off the front porch light and hides in my basement hoarding the candy.
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