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429 tweets using #idontneedacostumebecause (page 4 of 15)

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@worldofhashtags   ·  26 Oct 2016
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#IDontNeedACostumeBecause I m ugly and I don't leave my home.
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@worldofhashtags   ·  26 Oct 2016
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#IDontNeedACostumeBecause I'm having sex* on Halloween (*by myself)
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@chrixmorgan   ·  26 Oct 2016
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#IDontNeedACostumeBecause I dress like this every day. https://t.co/Bh1AOLOCen
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@worldofhashtags   ·  26 Oct 2016
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#IDontNeedACostumeBecause Halloween is for kids and I have better things to do like playing Xbox
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@worldofhashtags   ·  26 Oct 2016
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#IDontNeedACostumeBecause my momma still dresses me
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@chrixmorgan   ·  26 Oct 2016
#IDontNeedACostumeBecause I got a beer belly. So all I have to do is to have a few beers and some fish and I can pass as an aquarium-man
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@worldofhashtags   ·  26 Oct 2016
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#IDontNeedACostumeBecause This year I'll be a Premature Ejaculation. I'll be shirtless because I came in my pants...
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@worldofhashtags   ·  26 Oct 2016
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#IDontNeedACostumeBecause I'm comfortable enough in my own skin
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@worldofhashtags   ·  26 Oct 2016
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#IDontNeedACostumeBecause I already have the William Howard Taft with Rutherford B. Hayes' beard thing going on. #truestory
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@chrixmorgan   ·  26 Oct 2016
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#IDontNeedACostumeBecause I have a six year-old to do all the candy-collecting dirty work.
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@chrixmorgan   ·  26 Oct 2016
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#IDontNeedACostumeBecause I'd rather stay fashionable https://t.co/fNectAIzjd
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@worldofhashtags   ·  26 Oct 2016
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#IDontNeedACostumeBecause They don't have a sexy-maid costume my size
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@chrixmorgan   ·  26 Oct 2016
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#IDontNeedACostumeBecause I'm wearing this skeleton t-shirt
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@chrixmorgan   ·  26 Oct 2016
#IDontNeedACostumeBecause Vampires suck, zombies are braindead and liberals are to touchy
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@chrixmorgan   ·  26 Oct 2016
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#IDontNeedACostumeBecause they’re a waste of money. I’m only going to wear it once, twice maybe?
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@chrixmorgan   ·  26 Oct 2016
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#IDontNeedACostumeBecause my Catholic Priest and 6 yr old sidekick bit has been outlawed
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@chrixmorgan   ·  26 Oct 2016
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A costume would interfere with my throwing motion. #IDontNeedACostumeBecause https://t.co/AHQ9vUZKLj
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@chrixmorgan   ·  26 Oct 2016
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#IDontNeedACostumeBecause I get to wear my sluttiest clothing one day a year
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@chrixmorgan   ·  26 Oct 2016
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#IDontNeedACostumeBecause I'm ready all them brats. This is what they are going to see when they come to my door. https://t.co/FogALXZJWu
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@chrixmorgan   ·  26 Oct 2016
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#IDontNeedACostumeBecause I consider my crime fighting spandex suit more of a uniform than a costume
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@chrixmorgan   ·  26 Oct 2016
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#IDontNeedACostumeBecause my friend is an artist. And thorough... https://t.co/qgRdIOecSy
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@worldofhashtags   ·  26 Oct 2016
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#IDontNeedACostumeBecause this Halloween, I'm going as a crabby man who doesn't give out any candy.
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@worldofhashtags   ·  26 Oct 2016
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#IDontNeedACostumeBecause this is how gods are supposed to look ��
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@worldofhashtags   ·  26 Oct 2016
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#IDontNeedACostumeBecause People keep telling me I'd only be wasting money ??? https://t.co/pzQ49TgMBZ
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@chrixmorgan   ·  26 Oct 2016
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#IDontNeedACostumeBecause I'm not going anywhere for halloween cuz of all those clown sightings in my area https://t.co/sTy3FuyWOF
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@worldofhashtags   ·  26 Oct 2016
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#IDontNeedACostumeBecause I'm not going anywhere!
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@worldofhashtags   ·  26 Oct 2016
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#IDontNeedACostumeBecause no one can pull off Deadpool like me. https://t.co/Jwh4276crS
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@worldofhashtags   ·  26 Oct 2016
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#IDontNeedACostumeBecause because I dress up like a zombie anyway.
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@chrixmorgan   ·  26 Oct 2016
#IDontNeedACostumeBecause ...and braindead. And suck! https://t.co/oO0icdta9R
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@worldofhashtags   ·  26 Oct 2016
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#IDontNeedACostumeBecause I am @realDonaldTrump
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