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#IDontNeedACostumeBecause I consider my crime fighting spandex suit more of a uniform than a costume
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#IDontNeedACostumeBecause I get to wear my sluttiest clothing one day a year
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#IDontNeedACostumeBecause they’re a waste of money. I’m only going to wear it once, twice maybe?
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#IDontNeedACostumeBecause I got a beer belly. So all I have to do is to have a few beers and some fish and I can pass as an aquarium-man
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#IDontNeedACostumeBecause I'm going as draft-dodging Ted Nugent, and all that requires is intentionally crapping in my pants.
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#IDontNeedACostumeBecause it would give the police a excuse to shoot me
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I already dress like a slut and I resemble a cat. #IDontNeedACostumeBecause
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A costume would interfere with my throwing motion. #IDontNeedACostumeBecause https://t.co/AHQ9vUZKLj
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#IDontNeedACostumeBecause I have a six year-old to do all the candy-collecting dirty work.
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#IDontNeedACostumeBecause in real life I finally got a job as a slutty school girl. (Pay sucks, but the benefits are great.)
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#IDontNeedACostumeBecause my Catholic Priest and 6 yr old sidekick bit has been outlawed
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#IDontNeedACostumeBecause I'm already an undead ninja �..oh...and uh.. 4:20 something something something
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#IDontNeedACostumeBecause I'm ready all them brats. This is what they are going to see when they come to my door. https://t.co/FogALXZJWu
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#IDontNeedACostumeBecause I'm already an undead ninja �..oh...and uh.. 4:20 something something something
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#IDontNeedACostumeBecause I'm the guy who turns off the front porch light and hides in my basement hoarding the candy.
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#IDontNeedACostumeBecause it would be a crime to cover up this much natural sexiness https://t.co/JtvAimfwpw
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#IDontNeedACostumeBecause in real life I finally got a job as a slutty school girl. (Pay sucks, but the benefits are great.)
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#IDontNeedACostumeBecause I look like a stereotypical janitor, everytime I walk into The Home Depot they hand me a broom
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#IDontNeedACostumeBecause I got a beer belly. So all I have to do is to have a few beers and some fish and I can pass as an aquarium-man
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#IDontNeedACostumeBecause I am already uncomfortable enough in my own skin
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#IDontNeedACostumeBecause Vampires suck, zombies are braindead and liberals are to touchy
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