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#IDontNeedACostumeBecause the Boss likes it when I wear just my Pretty Pink Lacy Knickers
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#IDontNeedACostumeBecause I can't afford it. Obamacare is definitely involved somehow
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#IDontNeedACostumeBecause I'm just gonna dress up as myself and tell everybody about my student loans. Spooky enough
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#IDontNeedACostumeBecause I'll just take a bunch of selfies while I'm out and Photoshop costumes on later.
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#IDontNeedACostumeBecause I'm still pretending to be married to #Sting in the #80s. https://t.co/fBAgOEoXBG
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#IDontNeedACostumeBecause I'm South African and we don't celebrate Halloween, oh the joys of not being labeled a crazy witch!
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#IDontThinkYouKnowWhatItMeans but #IDontNeedACostumeBecause my other personality is about to surprise me with its costume.
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I already dress like a slut and I resemble a cat. #IDontNeedACostumeBecause
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#IDontNeedACostumeBecause it would give the police a excuse to shoot me
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#IDontNeedACostumeBecause I have a pair of glasses. No-one recognizes me without them https://t.co/GVfPoIH2l5
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#IDontNeedACostumeBecause I'll just take a bunch of selfies while I'm out and Photoshop costumes on later.
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#IDontNeedACostumeBecause I'll just get Lindsay Lohan Treak-or-Treating with me https://t.co/mhNvr2gsF4
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#IDontNeedACostumeBecause I'm turning off all the lights, closing the blinds and drinking myself retarded for Halloween
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#IDontNeedACostumeBecause all you need to do is repeatedly yell Allah Akbar
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#IDontNeedACostumeBecause I am already uncomfortable enough in my own skin
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#IDontNeedACostumeBecause it would be a crime to cover up this much natural sexiness https://t.co/JtvAimfwpw
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#IDontNeedACostumeBecause I look like a stereotypical janitor, everytime I walk into The Home Depot they hand me a broom
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#IDontNeedACostumeBecause apparently Deplorable is an acceptable character this Halloween.
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