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#IDontNeedACostumeBecause I'm one of those assholes who shows up at a costume party not wearing a costume
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#IDontNeedACostumeBecause making a costume of a happy person is impossible and I wanna be one
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#IDontNeedACostumeBecause I'm the clown that's going to jump out of the woods at you on your lunch hour
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#IDontNeedACostumeBecause I'll get so wasted in the first 15min, so you won't recognize me anyway
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#IDontNeedACostumeBecause I am participating in the #NoShaveNovember contest/Cause so.. That pretty much replacesy #halloweencostume
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#IDontNeedACostumeBecause I've had too many, I ran out of ideas
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#IDontNeedACostumeBecause I have a beautiful face and it should be exposed for the world to see
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#IDontNeedACostumeBecause I never get invited to any Halloween parties anyway
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#IDontNeedACostumeBecause Every time I wear a costume for Halloween I end up wasted in a ditch. Gotta be the goddamn costume!
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#IDontNeedACostumeBecause every time I bother I always bump into someone with the same costume. https://t.co/uDzdzbdWcA
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#IDontNeedACostumeBecause I'll spend my Halloween playing hashtag games
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#IDontNeedACostumeBecause I'll just put on my pj and stay at home
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#IDontNeedACostumeBecause I'm too much of a bright spot in this gloomy grey world
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#IDontNeedACostumeBecause I'm too broke for this shit
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#IDontNeedACostumeBecause I'm a hero everyday, and my huge balls will be hanging out of my pants
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#IDontNeedACostumeBecause making a costume of a happy person is impossible and I wanna be one
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#IDontNeedACostumeBecause everywhere I walk in Portland, Oregon Halloween and Thanksgiving have already been replaced by Christmas. Jeez!
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#IDontNeedACostumeBecause I'll spend my Halloween playing hashtag games
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#IDontNeedACostumeBecause I'm going to be inside you and your costume
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. #IDontNeedACostumeBecause I am already fabulous. I never dress up for Halloween. I think it is silly and too ridiculous.
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