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#IfIHadABodyDouble I make it take a shot at dating and see how the fucker does. Outrageously out of league of course.
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#IfIHadABodyDouble then it would be easier to do pranks with friends and family.
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#IfIHadABodyDouble his first job would be to kill me
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#IfIHadABodyDouble I wish she was a good nail-artist and hairdresser and designer and doesn't like going out
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#IfIHadABodyDouble they'd do the work, and in all honesty I'd just be on here longer.
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#IfIHadABodyDouble your fantasy doing two me's at the same time would finally come true.
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#IfIHadABodyDouble we would constantly compare our bodies to each other, and forget about all the other staff she's been hired to do
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#IfIHadABodyDouble I'd make sure that he was in better shape than me
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#IfIHadABodyDouble I hope she would be better at time management than me
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#IfIHadABodyDouble I'd never be in trouble
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#IfIHadABodyDouble I hope she likes wine, so I'll get rid of my lonely drinking habit https://t.co/RrIorjvHMs
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#IfIHadABodyDouble I'd have a company to sing "aaaall byyy myyyseeeeeeelf don't wanna be aaaaall byyyy myseeeeeelf anymooooore"
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#IfIHadABodyDouble He'd go to work and I'd go back to sleep
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#IfIHadABodyDouble that'd be lesbian experience I really want to try
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#IfIHadABodyDouble I'd make that nigga rob a bank
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#IfIHadABodyDouble I could buy double the number of superhero t-shirts
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