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@melvinsroberts   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I would give you lessons concerning sexuality
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@melvinsroberts   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I'd go 2 the P&C meetings and perve on some milfs
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@melvinsroberts   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I'd Be So Proud That You Turned Out So Witty! �
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@melvinsroberts   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom then you would have as many mommy issues as I have
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@melvinsroberts   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I would pay someone to be your girlfriend
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@melvinsroberts   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I'd beat your pants off in Black Ops CoD matchmaking. Because that's what cool Moms do :-)
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@melvinsroberts   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I won’t let you voting for Trump
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@melvinsroberts   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I'd show off my awesome dance moves for your friends. https://t.co/BoycZHs6Jg
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@melvinsroberts   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I guess I'd probably know your dad.
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@xdwillie   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom breast-feeding would have been... Problematic.
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@xdwillie   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I wouldn't forget your present for the previous #MothersDay https://t.co/PjL1HPPMnW
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@xdwillie   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom well, we'd BOTH be in a LOT of Trouble!!
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@davboyd_   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom you won't need a GPS. I was able to hit your Dad's girlfriend once based on my instinct of navigation.
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@davboyd_   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I'd Sue! �
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@davboyd_   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I'd do the same https://t.co/zqYJG3LOsf
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@loragreeen   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom you'd get married at 17 https://t.co/jeVAmMnAdE
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@davboyd_   ·  8 May 2016
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I'm quite sure ur 'Mother' is doing a fine job. But #IfIWereYourMom I'd just Xo's & LOVE you all the Days of your LIFE ..
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@loragreeen   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom until you are 18 you clean up all the mess in the house. After – you can leave and live alone
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@loragreeen   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom you'd became the first person visited club at 7
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@davboyd_   ·  8 May 2016
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You would be in nowhere near as much trouble as I would be #IfIWereYourMom
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@loragreeen   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom i'd nag you to death but it's for the best
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@loragreeen   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I'd tell you to go out and get a job. You're 7 and lazy
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@loragreeen   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom, I'd ask you to shake what I gave ya.
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@loragreeen   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I'd get emo on yo ass. https://t.co/8PFAQCLinf
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@loragreeen   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom you'd listen to better music
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@loragreeen   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I'd beat your pants off in Black Ops CoD matchmaking. Because that's what cool Moms do :-)
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@loragreeen   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I'd be the coolest classroom mom ever https://t.co/d8M5CiDMTe
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@loragreeen   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom you would dress like a nun
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@loragreeen   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I would pay someone to be your girlfriend
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@reachitdoit   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom you'd have a lot of questions to answer at school. lol https://t.co/AFnPXBDZgK
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