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#IfIWereYourMom you would know the difference between different kinds of alcohol since you get 10
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#ifiwereyourmom I would ground you for life for having a Mother's Day hashtag game
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#IfIWereYourMom there would be an everyday competition. If you lose you wash all the dishes
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#IfIWereYourMom I'd would make sure you always have something to cry about
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#IfIWereYourMom I'd would make sure you always have something to cry about
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#IfIWereYourMom you'd better not asking me anything before my first coffee #MothersDay https://t.co/qvKpuR00QT
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#IfIWereYourMom I would be very scared to check your search history.
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#IfIWereYourMom I'd drunk you for the first time and teach you smoking
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#IfIWereYourMom then ya Mum would be winning some money fucking people over in arm wrestling comps
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#IfIWereYourMom I would know nothing about how to use computers
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#IfIWereYourMom you’d be the best kid ever
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#IfIWereYourMom it’s gonna be weird
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#IfIWereYourMom I wouldn’t like the music you listen to
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#IfIWereYourMom I would have....well have you seen what they did to the babies in movie 300? I would have done that
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#IfIWereYourMom your friends would make fun of you. "your mom's got a beard" "your mom has big boobies" "your mom makes out with my mom" etc
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#IfIWereYourMom I'd be cool, & let your friends come over to drink. Then I'd drink everything when you lightweights gave up
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