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138 tweets using #iftwitterwereaman (page 4 of 5)

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@melvinsroberts   ·  6 May 2016
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#IfTwitterWereAMan it would constantly be shouted at for leaving the tweet up.
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@melvinsroberts   ·  6 May 2016
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#IfTwitterWereAMan I'd be so sore.
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@melvinsroberts   ·  6 May 2016
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#IfTwitterWereAMan it would bury it's feelings about Facebook deep within it's own cache, develop cancer and die.
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@melvinsroberts   ·  6 May 2016
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#IfTwitterWereAMan it would chivalrously open a door for a lady.... then stick out his leg to trip her https://t.co/x8rLgHYt8f
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@melvinsroberts   ·  6 May 2016
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#IfTwitterWereAMan blocking someone would come with a steel chair shot to the head gif @firstandmonday https://t.co/BhdabtzTni
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@loragreeen   ·  6 May 2016
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#IfTwitterWereAMan Make Me A Sandwich would trend daily
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@loragreeen   ·  6 May 2016
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#IfTwitterWereAMan Wherever he lays his @ that's his home
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@loragreeen   ·  6 May 2016
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#IfTwitterWereAMan twitter hearts would be replaced with fist bumps
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@loragreeen   ·  6 May 2016
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#IfTwitterWereAMan I wouldn't understand how he produces eggs https://t.co/Ft0AK4bc40
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@loragreeen   ·  6 May 2016
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#IfTwitterWereAMan We'd be stepping in puddles of pee all day long!
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@loragreeen   ·  6 May 2016
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#IfTwitterWereAMan it would be called Titter
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@loragreeen   ·  6 May 2016
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#IfTwitterWereAMan it would bury it's feelings about Facebook deep within it's own cache, develop cancer and die.
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@loragreeen   ·  6 May 2016
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#IfTwitterWereAMan it would get paid more than Facebook, while doing its job half as well.
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@dickyirwin   ·  6 May 2016
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#IfTwitterWereAMan my wife would wonder about why I was spending so much time with this dude
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@dickyirwin   ·  6 May 2016
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#IfTwitterWereAMan the dick pics would prove that this is not his shoe https://t.co/fg6pa69sFn
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@dickyirwin   ·  6 May 2016
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#IfTwitterWereAMan it would bury it's feelings about Facebook deep within it's own cache, develop cancer and die.
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@dickyirwin   ·  6 May 2016
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#IfTwitterWereAMan Me: I have a boyfriend
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@amandavgreen   ·  6 May 2016
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#IfTwitterWereAMan he'd be so pissed if he walked in and saw me sitting on Facebook.
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@amandavgreen   ·  6 May 2016
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#IfTwitterWereAMan the dick pics would prove that this is not his shoe https://t.co/fg6pa69sFn
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@amandavgreen   ·  6 May 2016
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#IfTwitterWereAMan there would be an edit Feature you'd get this message when trying to use it 'Stop nagging me I'll get to it'
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@amandavgreen   ·  6 May 2016
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Who am I kidding? #IfTwitterWereAMan, he'd already be exclusively following someone, but add me to a super secret list.
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@babyjannymeow   ·  6 May 2016
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#IfTwitterWereAMan Make Me A Sandwich would trend daily
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@babyjannymeow   ·  6 May 2016
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#IfTwitterWereAMan twitter hearts would be replaced with fist bumps
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@babyjannymeow   ·  6 May 2016
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#IfTwitterWereAMan I wouldn't understand how he produces eggs https://t.co/Ft0AK4bc40
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@babyjannymeow   ·  6 May 2016
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#IfTwitterWereAMan he'd be so pissed if he walked in and saw me sitting on Facebook.
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@babyjannymeow   ·  6 May 2016
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#IfTwitterWereAMan He'd DM women for a sandwich
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@babyjannymeow   ·  6 May 2016
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#IfTwitterWereAMan We'd be stepping in puddles of pee all day long!
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@babyjannymeow   ·  6 May 2016
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#IfTwitterWereAMan All the ladies would complaining about him leaving the toilet tweet up
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@babyjannymeow   ·  6 May 2016
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#IfTwitterWereAMan it would still keep me up at night!
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@babyjannymeow   ·  6 May 2016
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#IfTwitterWereAMan there would be an edit Feature you'd get this message when trying to use it 'Stop nagging me I'll get to it'
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