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307 tweets using #iknewweweredoomed (page 9 of 11)
#IKnewWeWereDoomed when a guy named 'Mad Dog' was appointed secretary of defense.
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#IKnewWeWereDoomed because my decision making skills closely resemble that of a squirrel when crossing the street
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#IKnewWeWereDoomed when she said I don't want your bacon but I'll have your sausage.
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#IKnewWeWereDoomed the moment I met her.
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#IKnewWeWereDoomed when you gave him a dollar. DAMN WOMAN YOU CANT GIVE HIM A DOLLAR, HE'LL THINK YOU GOT MORE MONE… https://t.co/UGmjmniEmq
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#iknewweweredoomed when the aliens came searching for intelligent life. Yeah, they got nothin'. https://t.co/U2vz0dFEAr
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#IKnewWeWereDoomed when they conducted the White House Press Briefing in russian.
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#IKnewWeWereDoomed When you referred to soda as "pop"
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#IKnewWeWereDoomed but keep praying that the House and Senate will put a stop to this shit show.
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#IKnewWeWereDoomed when she decided to become a vegetarian and refused to buy any more bacon.
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#IKnewWeWereDoomed when you said Khan was better as a villain than #DarthVader ! Seriously? https://t.co/UIjyKYOuho
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#IKnewWeWereDoomed as soon as we cracked that delicious bottle of wine..
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#IKnewWeWereDoomed when the gold guy said so
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As soon as he won #IKnewWeWereDoomed
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#IKnewWeWereDoomed . . . when PEOPLE got involved. I mean, you've met them. You know what they're like.
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#IKnewWeWereDoomed when we were told that lies are now called "alternative facts"
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#IKnewWeWereDoomed when Trump assigned this cat to the Office of Global Women's Issues...
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#IKnewWeWereDoomed when I saw that the hummus had expired in December. #truestory
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#IKnewWeWereDoomed when my mother-in-law insisted on picking out the wallpaper.
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#IKnewWeWereDoomed when the Lefties called the Righties Socialists #RTFM idiots
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#iknewweweredoomed when somebody said the egg salad tasted "off"
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#IKnewWeWereDoomed when I discovered that there's something called "vegan smoked salmon"
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#IKnewWeWereDoomed when they said they had gotten Shia LaBeouf to star in the film.
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#IKnewWeWereDoomed when you can google symptoms and you can try to "diagnose" yourself. You may or may not have so… https://t.co/dSrHoKeqJY
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#IKnewWeWereDoomed when they broke into the hokey pokey before everyone was drunk. Sober Hokey. oh the humanity!
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#IKnewWeWereDoomed When the Coyote caught the roadrunner
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#IKnewWeWereDoomed when people stopped pushing the envelope 4 fear of offending somebody
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#IKnewWeWereDoomed when I checked my phone and saw the winner was Trump. The fucking has already begun. https://t.co/50D4DTvsHT
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