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#ImTooOldFor parties. Really, both democrats and republicans are more like daycare children on strike
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#ImTooOldFor going to bed when my mom tells me too. But she said she would kick me out her house if I don't behave
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#ImTooOldFor having my Driver's license with me everytime I drive a car
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#ImTooOldFor getting laid after a few shots
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#ImTooOldFor the girl you wish you hadn't started a conversation with at a party. https://t.co/JI3DH0St9u
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#ImTooOldFor keeping up with new music. God, that really makes me feel old
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#ImTooOldFor baby showers. Everyone there: So do you have kids? Me (single 39): No Them: Oh. That's ok! Me: https://t.co/Gb9bsboKpD
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#ImTooOldFor getting bullied. Still I do, because I 'misuse their pronouns'. What the fuck are talking about anyway?
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#ImTooOldFor getting drunk in bars with friends. I prefer getting drunk in the bathtub by myself
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#ImTooOldFor getting waisted just because my friend has money. (But I still do)
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#ImTooOldFor Paying attention to every girl's bare ass on Instagram
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#ImTooOldFor hanging out when my friends tell me everyone is meeting. It’s 11pm, a weeknight. I have work in the morning. Go away, children
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#ImTooOldFor Guilty pleasures. No guilt anymore
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#ImTooOldFor sleeping in my makeup
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#ImTooOldFor Caring what my parents think about my love life or career choices
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#ImTooOldFor Spending unnecessary time with people I don't give a fuck about
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#ImTooOldFor Fucking everything. For some reason I just feel ancient
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