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How many cups of coffee does it take until I don't hate you anymore? #MorningWordProblems
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#MorningWordProblems If 13 needs to leave for summer school at 7:30, what time should he be woken up? A: it doesn't matter, he'll be late
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I'm sorry for whatever I said when you tried to wake me up. #MorningWordProblems
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Keep calm and pretend it's not Monday #MorningWordProblems #mondaymotivation
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At a reunion, 6 of your uncles have had 5 beers each. What are the odds one of them will ask you to pull his finger? #MorningWordProblems
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#MorningWordProblems If I eat this doughnut, how many hours will I need to spend at the gym?
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Alarm Goes Off At 6 am. You Have 20 Minutes To Get Ready. There Is No Coffee. Solve For ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ #MorningWordProblems
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If Karens cubicle is between Toms and Nicks cubicle, and my cubicle is across Karen's, how do I avoid all 3 of them? #MorningWordProblems
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If Dad leaves for work and it's still dark outside, and everyone is still asleep, then WTF? Explain you answer. #MorningWordProblems
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How much decaf could the calf drink if the calf could drink decaf? #MorningWordProblems
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If your BAE all of a sudden texts you "good morning beautiful" how long will it take you to find out what he did wrong? #MorningWordProblems
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You go ahead and seize the day, I will catch up with you a bit later. #MorningWordProblems
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If I pound a pot of hot coffee will I get 2nd or 3rd degree burns on my genitals? #MorningWordProblems
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If you have 1 pound of bacon and 2 pieces of toast how awesome of a BLT can you make #MorningWordProblems
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How many selfies do I have to take before I'm someone's #WCW already?!?!? #MorningWordProblems
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#MorningWordProblems How many lights are there between my apartment and work? Is that enough time to apply make up?
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If I have a chocolate and it is missing, what will happen? I'll become sherlock holmes to find the person and kill him� #MorningWordProblems
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Alarm Goes Off At 6 am. You Have 20 Minutes To Get Ready. There Is No Coffee. Solve For ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ #MorningWordProblems
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If Dad leaves for work and it's still dark outside, and everyone is still asleep, then WTF? Explain you answer. #MorningWordProblems
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The only way to make Monday worse is to include word problems. #MorningWordProblems
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You go ahead and seize the day, I will catch up with you a bit later. #MorningWordProblems
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If I pound a pot of hot coffee will I get 2nd or 3rd degree burns on my genitals? #MorningWordProblems
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If you have 1 pound of bacon and 2 pieces of toast how awesome of a BLT can you make #MorningWordProblems
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#MorningWordProblems A guy wakes up and complains it's the 2nd hardest thing. What is the hardest thing for him in the morning?
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Too tired to rub one out... #MorningWordProblems Oh whoops...thought it read #MorningWoodProblems
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#MorningWordProblems How many times can you hit the snooze button and still get to work on time?
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