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#MyBestFriendIsntAllowed to be seen by anyone else. I created you and you need to know your place.
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#MyBestFriendIsntAllowed have a safe word. Once the gag ball is in I decide when enough is enough. https://t.co/PdH9d67OoQ
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#MyBestFriendIsntAllowed in Tesco after putting packs of condoms in old people's shopping trolleys.
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#MyBestFriendIsntAllowed to not be my best friend. Where do you think you're going, best friend?? It's a rule for you to be my best friend!
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#MyBestFriendIsntAllowed to tweet #BoobGIFs without tagging me. #OhElleNaw! @SnarkLunge #BreastFriends #BoobBesties https://t.co/GhB8tidZno
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#MyBestFriendIsntAllowed to give reacharounds at the Auto Parts store anymore.... https://t.co/0LZRQJiA8M
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#MyBestFriendIsntAllowed to let me walk around with spinach in my teeth
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#MyBestFriendIsntAllowed to drink and ride the bus anymore. Last time he tried to convince the driver to let him drive. He got kicked out.
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#MyBestFriendIsntAllowed to wear pants around my apartment either. This is a pants free zone! �
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#MyBestFriendIsntAllowed to forget my cats names; Joshua Lawrence Chamberlain, Colonel Chivington, and Pierre Gustave Toutont Beauregard
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#MyBestFriendIsntAllowed within 100 feet of a Walmart...so she & I shoplift at Target now!
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#MyBestFriendIsntAllowed to be my best friend. I hate all my friends equally.
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#MyBestFriendIsntAllowed to exist. They tell me there's not really a talking coyote saying I should "burn the world".
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#MyBestFriendIsntAllowed to enter the room if there is a sock on the doorknob.
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#MyBestFriendIsntAllowed in Tesco after putting packs of condoms in old people's shopping trolleys.
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#MyBestFriendIsntAllowed to really know me or she wouldn't want to be my Best Friend
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#MyBestFriendIsntAllowed to wear pants around my apartment either. This is a pants free zone! �
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#MyBestFriendIsntAllowed to be first player at my house https://t.co/1Oiq6897hw @iCanHash @tlcprincess @TheRealJmar
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#MyBestFriendIsntAllowed have a safe word. Once the gag ball is in I decide when enough is enough. https://t.co/PdH9d67OoQ
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#MyBestFriendIsntAllowed to let me walk around with spinach in my teeth
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#MyBestFriendIsntAllowed to talk in any situation involving law enforcement unless you feel like going to jail or bailing him out
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