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Your girlfriend doesnt want to have morning sex before work #MyMondayDemotivation
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There's no point in trying to improve things because they'll still be worse than your ideal. #MyMondayDemotivation
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You could've been in a better position to start the week if you had done anything productive this weekend. #MyMondayDemotivation
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There's no point in trying to improve things because they'll still be worse than your ideal. #MyMondayDemotivation
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#MyMondayDemotivation *steps out of time machine from '87 INTERNET ! - 2400 baud AOL� APPLE! WOW I'm rich TRUMP PRES? *goes back
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#MyMondayDemotivation Go forth into this new day with vim & vogor, taking no prisoners. And if it's Monday, screw the prisoners. Take a nap
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Bill Murray, the voice of every generation, ladies & gentlemen #MyMondayDemotivation #LikeABoss #StupidSayings https://t.co/vkluXv8Lrx
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A cup of coffee can only help so much. Try drinking 10. #MyMondayDemotivation
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#MyMondayDemotivation If at first you don't succeed try to fail again....
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#MyMondayDemotivation nobody at your job would talk to you if it was for free
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#MyMondayDemotivation - My phone didn't charge, even electricity hates me.
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At this time yesterday, I already had a mimosa in hand. #MyMondayDemotivation
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With the new day comes new strength and new… laziness #MyMondayDemotivation
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A cup of coffee can only help so much. Try drinking 10. #MyMondayDemotivation
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#MyMondayDemotivation Just another wasted day in the relentless march towards the eventual end of my empty meaningless life
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#MyMondayDemotivation I don't want to get up to use the bathroom. It's too far away. Ugh...
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#MyMondayDemotivation Just another wasted day in the relentless march towards the eventual end of my empty meaningless life
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#MyMondayDemotivation Just another wasted day in the relentless march towards the eventual end of my empty meaningless life
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#MyMondayDemotivation Worrying that maybe I AM the father of that baby. @WorldOfHashtags https://t.co/FYufny9YcH
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