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@chrixmorgan   ·  16 May 2016
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@andyhashtagger   ·  16 May 2016
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#MyUselessSuperpower I can outsnort Charlie Sheen (and not get anything that rhymes with MAIDS).
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@booth_prince   ·  16 May 2016
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Pay As I Exit #MyUselessSuperpower
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@worldofhashtags   ·  16 May 2016
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#MyUselessSuperpower I can outsnort Charlie Sheen (and not get anything that rhymes with MAIDS).
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@booth_prince   ·  16 May 2016
#MyUselessSuperpower I don't need a pool to get you wet https://t.co/woZZZi690E
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@worldofhashtags   ·  16 May 2016
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#MyUselessSuperpower is to turn water into water with a yellow tint
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@booth_prince   ·  16 May 2016
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#MyUselessSuperpower Yawning when boring people talk
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@worldofhashtags   ·  16 May 2016
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Can fit everything into one suitcase #MyUselessSuperpower
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@worldofhashtags   ·  16 May 2016
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#MyUselessSuperpower I can turn anything into a sexual innuendo
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@booth_prince   ·  16 May 2016
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#MyUselessSuperpower Burping like an alpine horn
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@chrixmorgan   ·  16 May 2016
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#MyUselessSuperpower super strong drinking arm
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@worldofhashtags   ·  16 May 2016
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#MyUselessSuperpower When a bird poops, it will ALWAYS land on me
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@booth_prince   ·  16 May 2016
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@worldofhashtags   ·  16 May 2016
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@booth_prince   ·  16 May 2016
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#MyUselessSuperpower super strong drinking arm
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@worldofhashtags   ·  16 May 2016
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#MyUselessSuperpower make money dissapear as fast as i gain it
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@booth_prince   ·  16 May 2016
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#MyUselessSuperpower The production of copious amounts of intestinal methane.
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@booth_prince   ·  16 May 2016
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Supreme indifference. #MyUselessSuperpower
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@worldofhashtags   ·  16 May 2016
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@worldofhashtags   ·  16 May 2016
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Everyday I oversleep and this is #MyUselessSuperpower
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@booth_prince   ·  16 May 2016
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Precognitive Cynicism #MyUselessSuperpower
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@worldofhashtags   ·  16 May 2016
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Lower than average strength. #MyUselessSuperpower
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@worldofhashtags   ·  16 May 2016
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96% success rate on finding the gas pump that is out of recept paper #MyUselessSuperpower
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@andyhashtagger   ·  16 May 2016
#MyUselessSuperpower I can tell if a politician is lying right now
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@booth_prince   ·  16 May 2016
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@andyhashtagger   ·  16 May 2016
#MyUselessSuperpower can make your body hair grow faster https://t.co/x2Tj6YX6ZC
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@booth_prince   ·  16 May 2016
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Able to flush a public toilet with my foot #MyUselessSuperpower
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@worldofhashtags   ·  16 May 2016
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While dying Easter Eggs one year I developed a green thumb. However, still kill any plant I so much as water! #MyUselessSuperpower
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@booth_prince   ·  16 May 2016
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#MyUselessSuperpower Piss people off at the speed of LIGHT!
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@chrixmorgan   ·  16 May 2016
#MyUselessSuperpower is to make stupid and not funny jokes
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