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@traceyhappymom   ·  16 May 2016
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Using my brain to think about the things i'm going to say, before i say them. #MyUselessSuperpower
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@traceyhappymom   ·  16 May 2016
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#MyUselessSuperpower Making fart sounds with my arm pits.
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@traceyhappymom   ·  16 May 2016
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#MyUselessSuperpower is to find funny memes https://t.co/f45zY1wx7X
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@traceyhappymom   ·  16 May 2016
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#MyUselessSuperpower is comunication with salads https://t.co/RiePyywUGF
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@booth_prince   ·  16 May 2016
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#MyUselessSuperpower Awkward silence...
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@traceyhappymom   ·  16 May 2016
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I can answer every question on on episode of Who Wants To Be A Millionaire #MyUselessSuperpower
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@andyhashtagger   ·  16 May 2016
#MyUselessSuperpower I can eat whatever my girlfriend cooks https://t.co/X1ptfYMxi7
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@booth_prince   ·  16 May 2016
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#MyUselessSuperpower I can fly, but only for 2 seconds at a time
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@booth_prince   ·  16 May 2016
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#MyUselessSuperpower Pretending I'm not in when the bailiffs come
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@traceyhappymom   ·  16 May 2016
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Showing restraint by not cracking people who say, "It is, what it is," in the head with a pipe. #MyUselessSuperpower
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@booth_prince   ·  16 May 2016
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#MyUselessSuperpower Acting interested
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@traceyhappymom   ·  16 May 2016
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i can drink a pint of beer in one go #MyUselessSuperpower
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@booth_prince   ·  16 May 2016
I can detect girl w/out counturing #MyUselessSuperpower https://t.co/hedgcYknOt
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@traceyhappymom   ·  16 May 2016
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Sense an oncoming intervention #MyUselessSuperpower
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@booth_prince   ·  16 May 2016
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#MyUselessSuperpower fastest gift wrapper https://t.co/XZFgEaPl7G
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@danageezus   ·  16 May 2016
#MyUselessSuperpower I have faulty eye, so guys feel very comfortable with me
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@traceyhappymom   ·  16 May 2016
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I am always given the OK to slap a hoe when needed #MyUselessSuperpower
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@booth_prince   ·  16 May 2016
I have the voice in my head #MyUselessSuperpower https://t.co/6XmNCP2Xav
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@booth_prince   ·  16 May 2016
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Ability to always get in trouble. #MyUselessSuperpower
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@danageezus   ·  16 May 2016
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#MyUselessSuperpower Stealing all the blankets when I sleep without even trying https://t.co/CJ0ltaVBGZ
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@booth_prince   ·  16 May 2016
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I can communicate with cats. #MyUselessSuperpower
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@booth_prince   ·  16 May 2016
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#MyUselessSuperpower Carbo loading
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@booth_prince   ·  16 May 2016
I can become an eagle to attack Trump #MyUselessSuperpower
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@booth_prince   ·  16 May 2016
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#MyUselessSuperpower is the ability to stay dry whilst in a kangaroo's pouch
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@booth_prince   ·  16 May 2016
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#MyUselessSuperpower Loving Asian chicks https://t.co/MeLFNqNBrW
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@andyhashtagger   ·  16 May 2016
#MyUselessSuperpower summoning 3 flies https://t.co/qSHokNMUL6
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@booth_prince   ·  16 May 2016
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I have the strength of ten men ten times weaker than me. #MyUselessSuperpower
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@booth_prince   ·  16 May 2016
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#MyUselessSuperpower a net for cheaters
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@andyhashtagger   ·  16 May 2016
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#MyUselessSuperpower Knowing how to sing all the lyrics of "Bohemian Rhapsody" by Queen in reverse order. ���✌�
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@booth_prince   ·  16 May 2016
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#MyUselessSuperpower I can cure a peeping Tom's of his peeping by leaving the curtain open and allowing him to watch me get naked.
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