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I will make Japan pay for that nuk.. Oh, wait... #ProbableTrumpsTweets
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#ProbableTrumpsTweets Richard Branson's drawn my face on one of his massive hot air balloons. This is not funny. He should apolergise!
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#ProbableTrumpsTweets Safety pin wearers to be prohibited from mating with non safety pin wearers.
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#ProbableTrumpsTweets people say I look orange, well I'm the best damn shade of orange there is.
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#ProbableTrumpsTweets We'll get ISIS to burn flag burners. Keep em busy!
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#ProbableTrumpsTweets Paul Ryan and Mitt Romney are appointed joint ambassadors of Libya.
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They love me they really really love me! No, Sally Field did not say that first. Ps- approval ratings are liars! #ProbableTrumpsTweets
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#ProbableTrumpsTweets My hands are Yuge now that I am President!!! Yes, I changed the definition of Yuge to mean tiny.
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We will be the first country to visit the sun. I've asked NASA to set off at night, when it's cooler. #ProbableTrumpsTweets
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#ProbableTrumpsTweets Elections are all RIGGED! Unless I win with less votes than my opponent!
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My favorite line in #TalladegaNights: "All you ever did was make a hot daughter" Terrific! #ProbableTrumpsTweets @WorldOfHashtags
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People mocking me on the twitter will be rounded up and banned from USA! Its unamerican to express negative thoughts! #ProbableTrumpsTweets
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#ProbableTrumpsTweets I think saying Trump is a dick should be illegal, Must be punished in some way, like life in prison or torture
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#ProbableTrumpsTweets My newest secretary just told me my spellings atroshious. I'm now looking for a new secretary.
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#ProbableTrumpsTweets Just had a burrito. Amazing how this little things do way more useful job than the illegals that sell them
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#ProbableTrumpsTweets Love Judge Dredd. "I am the law!" Great philosophy. Beautiful.
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I will make Japan pay for that nuk.. Oh, wait... #ProbableTrumpsTweets
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Those that oppose me should have their citizenship taken, be fined, and get up to a year in jail! #ProbableTrumpsTweets
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#ProbableTrumpsTweets I'll be Putin on the Ritz if you don't text back
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#ProbableTrumpsTweets Elections are all RIGGED! Unless I win with less votes than my opponent!
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Can I call the plane air force hun cos she loves me to be inside her? #ProbableTrumpsTweets
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I nominate my hot daughter for Secretary of state! #ProbableTrumpsTweets
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How big a pool table will fit in the oval office #ProbableTrumpsTweets
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Not enough characters. Failing badly Twitter will have more in my 1st hundred days. Believe me. #ProbableTrumpsTweets
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I'm more popular than the Beatles and Jesus combined! #ProbableTrumpsTweets
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#ProbableTrumpsTweets Goodmorning fans who love me so much 1st night and I've sold the white house to Arabs easily� Lazy Obama for prison�
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