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182 tweets using #reasoniamnotasuperhero (page 4 of 7)

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@cascaseyp   ·  11 Apr 2015
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Earth needs proof...a birth certificate from my home planet, which was, already, destroyed. Now what? #ReasonIAmNotASuperhero
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@aiden7757   ·  11 Apr 2015
I can't tweeting and saving ppl at the same time #ReasonIAmNotASuperhero
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@cascaseyp   ·  11 Apr 2015
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I dont have batmobile #ReasonIAmNotASuperhero http://t.co/MeWQHur8xr
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@cascaseyp   ·  11 Apr 2015
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#ReasonIAmNotASuperhero I'm aroused by crime...so it's *hard* to fight villains.
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@cascaseyp   ·  11 Apr 2015
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People can't handle the Power of the Cowbell #ReasonIAmNotASuperhero http://t.co/8UzlP8vcrM
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@notritahart   ·  11 Apr 2015
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#ReasonIAmNotASuperhero Being Super Awkward does not strike fear into the hearts of men.
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@cascaseyp   ·  11 Apr 2015
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I have no power #ReasonIAmNotASuperhero http://t.co/sJmCO8FSWl
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@curtisbigman   ·  11 Apr 2015
I`m too lazy to save anyone #ReasonIAmNotASuperhero
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@curtisbigman   ·  11 Apr 2015
I won`t save anyone for free � #ReasonIAmNotASuperhero
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@notritahart   ·  11 Apr 2015
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I'm mostly ambivalent about the welfare of stupid strangers. #ReasonIAmNotASuperhero
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@notritahart   ·  11 Apr 2015
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Embarrassingly, I have to make the 'pew, pew' noise when using my hypnotranq pistol #ReasonIAmNotASuperhero
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@notritahart   ·  11 Apr 2015
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#ReasonIAmNotASuperhero cause I can't even save money
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@notritahart   ·  11 Apr 2015
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Because self-confidence makes one angry...and, I wouldn't like them when they're angry! #ReasonIAmNotASuperhero http://t.co/4kcNnz2PZj
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@wildharee   ·  11 Apr 2015
I don't like if people wear shirts with my photo on it #ReasonIAmNotASuperhero
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@srahse   ·  11 Apr 2015
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I sold my soul to the devil #ReasonIAmNotASuperhero
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@srahse   ·  11 Apr 2015
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I can't fly unless I blow into a flying interlock device. #ReasonIAmNotASuperhero
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@daileyjadon   ·  11 Apr 2015
cause I want to be a president #ReasonIAmNotASuperhero
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@t0nyasinclair   ·  11 Apr 2015
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Too much Taco Bell #ReasonIAmNotASuperhero
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@mr_clampin   ·  11 Apr 2015
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I`m poor #ReasonIAmNotASuperhero http://t.co/BPyqxO3GvG
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@mr_clampin   ·  11 Apr 2015
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Insultingly low-ball percentages offered for the movies and action figures featuring my likeness. #ReasonIAmNotASuperhero
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@mr_clampin   ·  11 Apr 2015
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Because "Lactose Intolerant Guy" doesn't exactly instill fear in evildoers #ReasonIAmNotASuperhero
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@orrclay   ·  11 Apr 2015
I spend all my free time on eating #ReasonIAmNotASuperhero
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@mr_clampin   ·  11 Apr 2015
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Most people aren't worth saving. #ReasonIAmNotASuperhero
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@orrclay   ·  11 Apr 2015
I would want the power to duplicate myself. A LOT OF ME!!! #ReasonIAmNotASuperhero
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@mr_clampin   ·  11 Apr 2015
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Because I'm hanging at the crypt tonight. #ReasonIAmNotASuperhero
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@jenn_abrams   ·  11 Apr 2015
The U.S. is home to 442 billionaires. No one thought to become #IronMan #ReasonIAmNotASuperhero http://t.co/ZD4NHwo68Z
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@mr_clampin   ·  11 Apr 2015
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I have no power #ReasonIAmNotASuperhero http://t.co/sJmCO8FSWl
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@mr_clampin   ·  11 Apr 2015
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I've never "Danced with the devil in the pale, moon light." #ReasonIAmNotASuperhero http://t.co/lNwQLbpBgq
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@curtisbigman   ·  11 Apr 2015
I would use my superpower to eat and never gain any weight #ReasonIAmNotASuperhero
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@mr_clampin   ·  11 Apr 2015
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If I were a Black Widow #ReasonIAmNotASuperhero http://t.co/ol7HPmm4Jz
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