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@danageezus   ·  14 Sep 2015
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@andyhashtagger   ·  14 Sep 2015
#ReasonIAmNotPresident I'm not good at stealing money http://t.co/gbH07S1Gpg
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@andyhashtagger   ·  14 Sep 2015
#ReasonIAmNotPresident I don't want to drive the country into the ground http://t.co/YqrJzt4JFY
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@hernameiscutie   ·  14 Sep 2015
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#ReasonIAmNotPresident I don't want to drive the country into the ground http://t.co/YqrJzt4JFY
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@hernameiscutie   ·  14 Sep 2015
#ReasonIAmNotPresident I'm not terrorist
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@danageezus   ·  14 Sep 2015
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@andyhashtagger   ·  14 Sep 2015
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@andyhashtagger   ·  14 Sep 2015
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#ReasonIAmNotPresident I want my cat to be the Prime Minister http://t.co/72v0dq5S5d
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@andyhashtagger   ·  14 Sep 2015
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@danageezus   ·  14 Sep 2015
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@andyhashtagger   ·  14 Sep 2015
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#ReasonIAmNotPresident Well, I would say because I did some drugs, but no one cares about that anymore. AmIRightClintonBushObama?
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@jeanettedbolden   ·  14 Sep 2015
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#ReasonIAmNotPresident i'm not flexible enough to fit my head that far up my own ass
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@donnielmiller   ·  14 Sep 2015
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#ReasonIAmNotPresident I don't know how to play golf
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@andyhashtagger   ·  14 Sep 2015
#ReasonIAmNotPresident I'm stupid�
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@lexxx_th   ·  14 Sep 2015
#ReasonIAmNotPresident I am convinced that all people are equal before the face of the law and there nust not be any discrimination
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@lexxx_th   ·  14 Sep 2015
I'm smart enough to understand that this country is already fucked #ReasonIAmNotPresident
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@lexxx_th   ·  14 Sep 2015
#ReasonIAmNotPresident I’m satisfied with my current job
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@ericarutter   ·  14 Sep 2015
#ReasonIAmNotPresident I don’t like to wear suits
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@andyhashtagger   ·  14 Sep 2015
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A crack ball fell out of my lip on that last interview. So close... #ReasonIAmNotPresident
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@puredavie   ·  14 Sep 2015
#ReasonIAmNotPresident I'm not black
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@srahse   ·  14 Sep 2015
Because I'll kill someone at the first day in the Office #ReasonIAmNotPresident
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@puredavie   ·  14 Sep 2015
I just don't want to be OBAMA #ReasonIAmNotPresident http://t.co/iXbW77u0Hb
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@lexxx_th   ·  14 Sep 2015
#ReasonIAmNotPresident I'm not a lame duck
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@meggiemckenzie   ·  14 Sep 2015
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#ReasonIAmNotPresident I'd like a job where people appreciate what I do.
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@meggiemckenzie   ·  14 Sep 2015
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#ReasonIAmNotPresident I’m satisfied with my current job
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@meggiemckenzie   ·  14 Sep 2015
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#ReasonIAmNotPresident I am convinced that all people are equal before the face of the law and there nust not be any discrimination
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@puredavie   ·  14 Sep 2015
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Because I'll kill someone at the first day in the Office #ReasonIAmNotPresident
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@puredavie   ·  14 Sep 2015
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#ReasonIAmNotPresident They won't let Mr. Sock be Vice President http://t.co/WT8qqEbzas
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@chrixmorgan   ·  14 Sep 2015
#ReasonIAmNotPresident I am not that rich to afford my own presidential campaign
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