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If left alone with a big button that I'm "not supposed to touch," Ima touch it. #reasoniamnotpresident
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#ReasonIAmNotPresident because my head weasel doesn't do comb overs as well as Trump's. http://t.co/kjSOMwBkpp
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#ReasonIAmNotPresident is because those that are look like death warmed over by the time their term is up. No thanks!
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#ReasonIAmNotPresident because my head weasel doesn't do comb overs as well as Trump's. http://t.co/kjSOMwBkpp
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#ReasonIAmNotPresident because my head weasel doesn't do comb overs as well as Trump's. http://t.co/kjSOMwBkpp
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If left alone with a big button that I'm "not supposed to touch," Ima touch it. #reasoniamnotpresident
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#ReasonIAmNotPresident because duh, less than 000000.1 % of us could be president. {Damn, lately, these hashtags are sucking major ass!}
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Kinda kills the funny when in-office pranks become a matter of National Security. #reasoniamnotpresident
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#ReasonIAmNotPresident Oh, I just got a bit late, I'll be the one in 202 for sure
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Not Latino enough for Latinos, too Latino for White people #ReasonIAmNotPresident @DanaGeezus
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Kinda kills the funny when in-office pranks become a matter of National Security. #reasoniamnotpresident
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