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#SignsYouAreAmerican Your McDonalds actually looks like the picture! We get a poor substitute in the UK�
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'@GiselleEvns #SignsYouAreAmerican: when people ask, you choose any other nationality that may apply. "Yeah, I'm seven fifty-fourths Irish."'
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#SignsYouAreAmerican You'll text while driving but pull over to Snapchat yourself wearing dog ears
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#SignsYouAreAmerican You think the expression "Melting Pot" refers to fondue.
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#SignsYouAreAmerican Most people are offended by something & you can't proudly place an American flag in your yard.
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#SignsYouAreAmerican people think there's something wrong with you when you say you don't have a TV at home
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#SignsYouAreAmerican you get an award for last place, because you just finished first after everyone else.
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#SignsYouAreAmerican you have time to get offended by Snapchat filters.
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#SignsYouAreAmerican you have time to get offended by Snapchat filters.
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A gun in both hands and Jesus in your heart. Oh, and nice teeth probably, Nicer than mine anyway. #signsyouareamerican
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#SignsYouAreAmerican You're proud of REAL bacon & not ham being used as a pizza topping https://t.co/AlZEbAIl12
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#SignsYouAreAmerican You think its normal for only two political parties to represent hundreds of millions of citizens.
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You have a Hooters within spitting distance of where you live #SignsYouAreAmerican
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You brag about your purebred dog more than the accomplishments of your children. #SignsYouAreAmerican
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A sizable portion of what you eat is given to you in a bag, through a window. #SignsYouAreAmerican
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A gun in both hands and Jesus in your heart. Oh, and nice teeth probably, Nicer than mine anyway. #signsyouareamerican
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You remember exactly where you were the morning of 9/11/2001 #SignsYouAreAmerican
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#SignsYouAreAmerican You think its normal for only two political parties to represent hundreds of millions of citizens.
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