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#SignsYouAreAmerican Still looking for another country to use our nuclear warheads on.
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#SignsYouAreAmerican Your favorite colors are red white and blue and July 4th is your favorite day of the year
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#SignsYouAreAmerican 9/11 was an inside job
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You think Sriracha is a brand name and you put it on everything #SignsYouAreAmerican https://t.co/cLCtdHe1S4
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#SignsYouAreAmerican Most people are offended by something & you can't proudly place an American flag in your yard.
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#SignsYouAreAmerican The only thing you know about other countries is stereotypical bullshit.
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You have a Hooters within spitting distance of where you live #SignsYouAreAmerican
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'@GiselleEvns #SignsYouAreAmerican: when people ask, you choose any other nationality that may apply. "Yeah, I'm seven fifty-fourths Irish."'
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If up to you, you'll wear a t-shirt and shorts to someone's wedding or anniversary dinner #SignsYouAreAmerican with gold sneakers
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#SignsYouAreAmerican happy to have 140 characters and no word # restriction...now i'm speechless
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#SignsYouAreAmerican you think that australian english is not a real language
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#SignsYouAreAmerican Donuts, bagel, pizza. There’s something about circular bread that you love.
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#SignsYouAreAmerican You don't know who lives at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave, but you know who lives in a pineapple under the sea.
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You don't vote then complain about the outcome � #SignsYouAreAmerican
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#SignsYouAreAmerican you have time to get offended by Snapchat filters.
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#SignsYouAreAmerican You regularly start statements with, "I'm not racist, but...".
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#SignsYouAreAmerican Everyone who doesn't have the same opinion as you is stupid and deserves to be killed
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