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#SingleSurvivalTips: Install AdBlock in your browser. The temptation of single women in your area just looking for sex will be gone.
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Never pee in the woods - There's spiders and anything else that can crawl into area's you definitely don't want them to! #SingleSurvivalTips https://t.co/eDS082QZ73
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Gilmore Girls, all day errday! "It's like comfort food"-@jimmyfallon #SingleSurvivalTips
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#SingleSurvivalTips Bring a book to the nightclub. It'll be more engaging than any of the dribble you hear at nightclubs this century!
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#SingleSurvivalTips at least you dont have to pretend to laugh when she shows you a meme she just found that can be carbon dated to 2013.
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Talk a lot about Star Wars/Trek so people wouldn't bother to ask you any questions about your relationship status.. #SingleSurvivalTips
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#SingleSurvivalTips Don't fall for chemicals in your brain that trick you into moving in together. Def avoid babies. You can't undo babies.
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#SingleSurvivalTips tears and nuttela make an easy salty/sweet midnight snack. sophisticated.
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#SingleSurvivalTips The only date you'll ever need: -won't have to share food -won't have to tolerate b.s -it doesn't talk https://t.co/LgXBSMpYnH
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#SingleSurvivalTips If you think your falling in love, remember how much easier it'll be to escape Trump's Gestapo alone.
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#SingleSurvivalTips Embrace the space you have in your bed sleep on a bed of food to the left and right for late night slothing who cares
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Hate is the best fuel for living being motor. Yet, don't let it take over. #SingleSurvivalTips
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Try to control the alcohol and porn, especially when you mix them. #SingleSurvivalTips
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Talk a lot about Star Wars/Trek so people wouldn't bother to ask you any questions about your relationship status.. #SingleSurvivalTips
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#SingleSurvivalTips Don't let your couple friends make you second guess your single self! Go at your own pace, enjoy the alone time.
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Surround yourself with married friends so that you can feel better about your situation. #SingleSurvivalTips
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#SingleSurvivalTips learn the rules Tan line on finger Hiding the phone Text at weird times Dates are out of state Your not single
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Never pee in the woods - There's spiders and anything else that can crawl into area's you definitely don't want them to! #SingleSurvivalTips https://t.co/eDS082QZ73
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Get a gay best friend. All the perks of a relationship without the sex. #SingleSurvivalTips
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#SingleSurvivalTips at least you dont have to pretend to laugh when she shows you a meme she just found that can be carbon dated to 2013.
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#SingleSurvivalTips tears and nuttela make an easy salty/sweet midnight snack. sophisticated.
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