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Okay fine, we can do birthday sex stuff on nights that aren't your bday. #ThingsEveryBoyWantsToHear
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#ThingsEveryBoyWantsToHear let's play videogame ... i bought you beer
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Doctors don't put their finger in your ass to check your prostate. We just wanted to scare you for 40 years. #ThingsEveryBoyWantsToHear
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I'll go to my parents' dinner alone. You stay here and beat that high score on your game. #ThingsEveryBoyWantsToHear
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"You may be unattractive and have a small penis, but for some reason super models like me are just drawn to you." #ThingsEveryBoyWantsToHear
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#ThingsEveryBoyWantsToHear Don't worry about it babe, I already took the garbage out
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#ThingsEveryBoyWantsToHear Congratulations on reaching adulthood and here is a perfectly adult present for you https://t.co/DTHvjmuZTc
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'@GiselleEvns #ThingsEveryBoyWantsToHear Musically farting Hotel California makes me wet.'
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#ThingsEveryBoyWantsToHear 5 seconds of foreplay and 15 secs of intercourse is way too long! I'll be all sore tomorrow! @GiselleEvns
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#ThingsEveryBoyWantsToHear I'm ready to leave, and look 10 minutes early
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#ThingsEveryBoyWantsToHear I will not punish you for burning your sister's dolls.
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Her: I'm more into casual dating with occasional f**king, you in? Me: I love you...��� #ThingsEveryBoyWantsToHear
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#ThingsEveryBoyWantsToHear It's oké, family time is over now, you can go to Twitter.
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I will buy you beer and steaks so you can have a guys night, would you like a stripper too? #ThingsEveryBoyWantsToHear
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