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#ToDoListBeforeChristmas 1) Plug lights in and see which ones aren't working. 2) Try to find bad bulb 3) Give up and buy new lights
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Restock medicine cabinet Restock liquor cabinet Sigh in fear of presidential cabinet #ToDoListBeforeChristmas
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Make sure all my "Happy Holidays" items are clean and ready for me to piss people off with. #ToDoListBeforeChristmas
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Have my annual checkup for the gift that keeps on giving. #ToDoListBeforeChristmas
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Have a lawyer create my Wish List so there are no loopholes and people will be locked into a contract. #ToDoListBeforeChristmas
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Get Jack Frost registered for nibbling peoples noses! Its not cute its not funny and its not going to continue #ToDoListBeforeChristmas
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#ToDoListBeforeChristmas Buy a crap ton more presents for my nieces than I was planning to..wait they registered at WalMart this year..�.��
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#ToDoListBeforeChristmas Tell everyone to kiss me under the camel toe.
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Finish printing dick pic Christmas cards for Tweeps like @JaymeMcKenna #ToDoListBeforeChristmas
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#ToDoListBeforeChristmas Wrap the presents I bought for myself so I have something to open.
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#ToDoListBeforeChristmas cut with my girlfriend to save money... then in january I call her again
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#ToDoListBeforeChristmas get some friends to celebrate the Christmas with �
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Superglue my trousers on so I don't get drunk and forget myself at the office Christmas party #ToDoListBeforeChristmas
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#ToDoListBeforeChristmas always includes making a to do list, mostly because I really like to do lists.
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#ToDoListBeforeChristmas Remind everyone that Christmas is not the only sacred holiday celebrated in December.
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Enjoy a day of festive shopping. On Amazon. #ToDoListBeforeChristmas
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Worried? Frustrated? Sad? Depressed? Stressed? Let's Pray it all away. #ToDoListBeforeChristmas
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#ToDoListBeforeChristmas get my landscape guy to trim my hedges before he goes back over the wall.
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Donate sperm, blood, hair, ebay stuff, get 2 more jobs just to buy presents, and keep heat on. #ToDoListBeforeChristmas
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#ToDoListBeforeChristmas 1. Find out what kids want for Christmas. 2. Find out what wife wants. 3. Buy stuff for me. 4. . . . wait. . .
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