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#ToDoListBeforeChristmas 1. Buy gifts 2. Decorate the tree 3. Find magic beans that make you thin 4. Wrap the gifts 5. Stuff the stockings
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#ToDoListBeforeChristmas Give them some figgy pudding so they'll shut the fuck up.
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#ToDoListBeforeChristmas get some friends to celebrate the Christmas with �
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1. Run a bath 2. Get in bath 3. Open my veins #ToDoListBeforeChristmas
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iPad? Check. Travel pillow? Check. Snacks? Check. Right. I'm ready for my annual trip to church. #ToDoListBeforeChristmas
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#ToDoListBeforeChristmas See cardiologist about enlarged heart. - Grinch
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#ToDoListBeforeChristmas See cardiologist about enlarged heart. - Grinch
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#ToDoListBeforeChristmas Decorations for fruitcake, that means very colorful clothing
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#todolistbeforechristmas 1. Wait til the last minute 2. Panic 3. Buy more Marshmallow Vodka 4. Vow to do better next year.
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#ToDoListBeforeChristmas Justify spending money you shouldn't be spending
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*Black male List for Santa* 1.Make me White 2.Give me a valid immigration 3.Extend the wife's vacation by a year #ToDoListBeforeChristmas
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#ToDoListBeforeChristmas 1. Scream at strangers 2. Flip the bird at 200 other drivers 3. Buy stupid shit for assholes 4. Cry 5. Drink it all
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Shut down protesters ship Jill, Bill & Hill to Syria give #vetslivesmatter #Recount2016 $ & put criminals in prison #ToDoListBeforeChristmas
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Marvel at the fact that Baby Jesus delivers presents on Christmas Eve in the Czech Republic. #ToDoListBeforeChristmas
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#ToDoListBeforeChristmas do everything I promised to do the last Christmas�
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#ToDoListBeforeChristmas Buy a crap ton more presents for my nieces than I was planning to..wait they registered at WalMart this year..�.��
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#ToDoListBeforeChristmas 1. Make family xmas cards 2. Write summery of your year 3. Burn them no one wants to read that shit
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