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#IAmNotThePresidentBecause I would spread rumors on anyone who hates on me.
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#IamNotThePresidentBecause as good as I am at faking, I can't condone political bromances
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#IAmNotThePresidentBecause I'm Jewish. We've never had a Jewish President, and it will probably be a long time before we do
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#IAmNotThePresidentBecause kissing babies during my campaign has convinced me to become a catholic priest.
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#IAmNotThePresidentBecause I'm happy to be distressed about political shit!
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#IAmNotThePresidentBecause the world knows I'd declare a lifelong holiday for everyone
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#IAmNotThePresidentBecause I'd do whatever the fark I want like hold press conferences in my Stewie pajamas
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#IAmNotThePresidentBecause I'm Canadian. Canada has a Prime Minister » the poor kid at the UN table �
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#IAmNotThePresidentBecause I'm too busy trying to educate the future
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#IAmNotThePresidentBecause I'm a bitter-clinger - @WorldOfHashtags @AndyHashtagger @GiselleEvns https://t.co/Hbqsse8d0S
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#IAmNotThePresidentBecause I am a female with a very low bullshit capacity.
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I make my wishes silently, quietly to avoid them being crushed instantly...we all need a wish to keep us going
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#IllBeReallyUpsetIf y'all didn't find joy in making art. @BreakingArts #LightChallenge https://t.co/FEXns7V9uP
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Joking w/ @KeshaTedder @Nessa_Star4 about being stuck in the trunk & some random guy ruins it. What's w/ the randos? #MakeItAwkward
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The DJBLACK (toontoom) Daily is out! https://t.co/S5V5OUp1Ai Stories via @shanedeanmusic @JazzObenewaa1 @garyalsmith
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#IGottaThinkAbout the moon and if it really is cheese what kind of cheese and would the fact it still exists mean no space mice?
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Hold on, #IGottaThinkAbout how this Tweet will affect my Twitter cred... eh. Checks out. My standards are lazy and my brain is fried.
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