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Merkel is a warning for the US: One liberal woman CAN really ruin a continent and bring ISIS at the doorstep. https://t.co/zWSe4SSl4E
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'@jacarafish #IWouldPreferToForget everything I know in my gut(and brain) to be true abt kroll..... so over my head, it's not funny.'
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#IWouldPreferToForget that Saved By The Bell is done and won't be resurrected for netflix
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#IWouldPreferToForget That for breakfast, I had Ramen noodles and chocolate
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#IWouldPreferToForget the countless hours I have wasted arguing with trolls on Twitter
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#IWouldPreferToForget where I hid the Easter eggs... I like to hunt too!
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#IWouldPreferToForget most American social norms... let's just care about each other & stop trying to control #ItDoesntWorkAnyway
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#FakeTaxFacts After April 15th, H&R Block agents work on ice cream trucks, then as leaf blowers, then as mall Santas until the next year.
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#FakeTaxFacts if you're GF and or vegan, you're exempt. You've suffered enough.
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#FakeTaxFacts If you went to a professional sports game and your favorite team lost, you can deduct the price of your ticket
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After your wife, IRS is the only one who can touch your bank account without your knowledge. #FakeTaxFacts
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Bill Clinton calls Hillary's vagina his "little loop hole" #FakeTaxFacts
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#FakeTaxFacts your refund depends on your age. If you're 100, you get 100 times your original refund.
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The newest tax form is the BB-8 It replaces the R2-D-W2 #FakeTaxFacts @HashFakeFacts
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'- Individual Income Tax Rate (Maximum) - Cayman Islands : 13,3% California : 0%...� #FakeTaxFacts'
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#FakeTaxFacts as long as you file your returns on April 1, you can get out of any trouble by concluding your audit with "April Fools".
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#FakeTaxFacts When a CPA talks about you giving them info necessary to make it better "below the line", they're talking about their belts.
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Candy bars and household plants are deductible as dependants #FakeTaxFacts
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Australian accountants attach a boomerang to your tax records so they make a return #FakeTaxFacts
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Smearing feces on your tax form will get you a long Caribbean vacation! #FakeTaxFacts https://t.co/L8jsx3EIWq
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Don't forget to list all your co-dependent relationships when listing dependents. Dating needy guys can earn you a nice refund #FakeTaxFacts
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The tax preparation fees @HandRBlock are totally reasonable. #FakeTaxFacts
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In 1989, Texas made it illegal to pay federal income tax. It is punishable by deportation to California. #FakeTaxFacts
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If you have the blue tick on twitter taxes are off this year #FakeTaxFacts
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The ticks in your man bun can be claimed as dependents. #FakeTaxFacts
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Taxes are the result of a typo. Tax day was meant to celebrate and honor the majestic taxi drivers that serve our country #FakeTaxFacts
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