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#WhatIHateIn5Words four word hashtag games ....... pfft
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#WhatIHateIn5Words Customers who have no brains
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#MessUpAQuote "If a million people say a foolish thing, they must be for #Trump" - Anatole France
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#WhatIHateIn5Words When the litter box overflows!
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#WhatIHateIn5Words low res youtube music videos
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'@ZenRand Except I never say just Om. "Om Ah Hum" at the very least. The hundred-syllable mantra at most. Tibetans are nutjobs!'
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#IProcrastinateBy telling myself those new virus updates will still be there tomorrow! https://t.co/eEfwDfXxKI
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I was baffled by some people wanted to the new BFG reboot film - then I remember that I hated the original,
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#IProcrastinateBy Always coming up with New Song Ideas while I'm trying to work on the last few.
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#IProcrastinateBy creating spreadsheets when I should be catching Pokemon.
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#IProcrastinateBy tweeting while drinking my coffee. It always takes at least an hour to properly enjoy a coffee. ☕️
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#IProcrastinateBy playing games on my phone. @DisneyMKingdoms is SO addicting! https://t.co/SyXUOHB1Vc
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#IProcrastinateBy the side of the road. And after it rains I sometimes get splashed by cars driving by. (I'll show myself out) �
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#MessUpAQuote Got MILF?
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Woke up believing that it was Sunday #SaturdayMorningVibes #TimeTravelerProblems lol...
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I can't wait to get back to DS9 and see your face when you find out that I never existed. #timetravelerproblems https://t.co/R5X8zdxr0l
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#TimeTravelerProblems Trying to spend one more moment with your grandparents knowing they will still pass on.
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Saturday, a day of grown up shit. I simply can't contain my excitement! Fuck you Saturday and shift to Saturnight! #TimeTravelerProblems
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Make a sign "This is not India" when you see Columbus's boats approaching. #TimeTravelerProblems
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You tire of traveling, so you destroy your time machine. Then your dog, Brian, dies and you can't save him. #TimeTravelerProblems @midnight
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Is snapchat the new speed dating? I'll take my answer offline. #snapchat #TimeTravelerProblems
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#TimeTravelerProblems family
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#IHatePokemonGoBecause It gives meth heads a reason to leave their house at 3am.
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#IHatePokemonGoBecause nobody ever searches my yard when the bears are around
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#IHatePokemonGoBecause Winter is coming, I have to prepare and this is a distraction I could do without.
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#IHatePokemonGoBecause; can one computer geniuse convert Pokemon app to finding jihadis ? Me and my m4 will play! https://t.co/B0LDoqyAf8
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#IHatePokemonGoBecause too many black people are playing. this is just for stupid whites! WAKE UP! #PokemonGO
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