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Bring hand sanitizer and soap #ComicConIn5Words @midnight
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Finally out of mom's basement #ComicConIn5Words @midnight
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#ItMayComeAsAShockToYouBut I wasn't held back in high school. I decided to redo my senior year on my own.
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Full text of Cruz’s speech Trump supporters didn’t want you to hear https://t.co/m8EH64Jcq3
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Michelle: That secret room upstairs. You heard all that drilling. Paulie: You think they'll open it while James is up there? #BB18
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Cause of death: Politicians calling other politicians woke. https://t.co/6orQYgcQ3J
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#ItMayComeAsAShockToYouBut eggs are not made out of eggplants! #smh �
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Be happy when God answers your prayer. But be more thankful when God makes you the answer to someone else prayer.
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� @JohnWilson14's 28-minute interview with David Bowie is moving and inspiring: https://t.co/7unigDxlAI https://t.co/V15HoP4nHh
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Trump’s nomination signals the collapse of an ideological movement and a political party https://t.co/4wTLoNDyLq
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Our hearts go out to the victims in the horrible attack in Munich Yesterday ❤️ https://t.co/K6EMBrj7AS
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#MessUpAQuote If you give a man a fish he will eat for a day but of you teach a man to fish his wife will probably leave him
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There's a cold dark corner in the back of my room, it speaks to me and says I'm coming for you.
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'@laughingskull59 @TheGeorgeCarlin Yep, it's coming back w/ a new cast. A 20th anniversary special w/ old cast aired a few nights ago.'
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I ate two pieces of broccoli today. I earned this chocolate cake. f*ck off.
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Falls sick Tweets about it Changes WhatsApp status Posts on Facebook Starts a blog about being sick Forgets to visit the doctor Dies!
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'@laughingskull59 @TheGeorgeCarlin Monty Python, Kids in the Hall, Madtv, In Living Color, & so forth...& many stand-up comics...'
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Yay, more tweets 25 Olympians to follow on social media ahead of Rio https://t.co/2SjKH9jTHF
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#BusinessSpeakTranslator "It’s a win-win situation", You do the work & responsibility, while I pretend I know what I'm talking about, ^oo^
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#MessUpAQuote Are you a leader, or a swallower?
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