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#ShhhDontTellBut quantum computers will probably be able to see the future
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I withhold sex from my wife unless she refers to me as "Oh Great Viking Warrior" #HowIGoBIG
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If up to you, you'll wear a t-shirt and shorts to someone's wedding or anniversary dinner #SignsYouAreAmerican with gold sneakers
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You have more than seven guns under your pillow. #SignsYouAreAmerican
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You think Sriracha is a brand name and you put it on everything #SignsYouAreAmerican https://t.co/cLCtdHe1S4
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#SignsYouAreAmerican Most people are offended by something & you can't proudly place an American flag in your yard.
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#SignsYouAreAmerican The only thing you know about other countries is stereotypical bullshit.
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'@GiselleEvns #SignsYouAreAmerican: when people ask, you choose any other nationality that may apply. "Yeah, I'm seven fifty-fourths Irish."'
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#SignsYouAreAmerican you think that australian english is not a real language
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You have a Hooters within spitting distance of where you live #SignsYouAreAmerican
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You don't vote then complain about the outcome � #SignsYouAreAmerican
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#SignsYouAreAmerican you have time to get offended by Snapchat filters.
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#SignsYouAreAmerican Donuts, bagel, pizza. There’s something about circular bread that you love.
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The Most Important Mathematical Discovery in 2000 Years! \| Saved By Gödel https://t.co/XS0G1Cj36t @circleplanets https://t.co/ijBJl1UavF
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You know you have #Lupus when the pharmacy is always in your recent calls.
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1 hour until things "heat up" in our 1pm hashtag game hosted by @WillPresti as part of the @HashtagRoundup group!!! Who's ready to sweat??!!
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#WhenIWasYoung kids could play in their own yard, unsupervised, without "law" enforcement arresting the parents for "neglect"...
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About Russell Wilson, that's how I've felt since day one. https://t.co/0liJtp1rfb
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#WCW @ImMsMystique @MeaganAldaine @Pheramuse @SadlyCatless @KeshaTedder @toonces_lives @mseric @Grunge_Girl7 @Nora_McManus @ShutUpAmanda
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#WhenIWasYoung Uncle Owen and Aunt Beru were alive and well! What? Still too soon?
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